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Coffeemancer Vanvidum

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Supply coffee to tiger to continue. Offer not valid for decaf. Sugar and cream will void warranty. Drifting around inner New England. he/him

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stupid voice to text it was supposed to be ghost in the shell, not ghost in the cell.

09.03.2026 13:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Always double-check you've got the right location before doing surgery or something expensive.

09.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whedon: i know you're all excited for the return of the most feminist man of 1995
Angela Carter: weren't you outed as a sex pest?
Whedon: like i said
Whedon: the most feminist man of 1995!

09.03.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 200 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2
A digital illustration of a small, fluffy baby dinosaur sitting in a person’s cupped hands.

A digital illustration of a small, fluffy baby dinosaur sitting in a person’s cupped hands.

It’s dangerous to go alone.
Take this.

09.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 223 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3

Sumerian monsterfuckers were (literally) lit.

09.03.2026 16:47 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All American billionaires combined hold about $6.22 trillion in wealth. The federal government spent $7 trillion in 2024.

We should eliminate billionaires; we should not delude ourselves into thinking that doing so will permit lower taxes on everyone else.

09.03.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

people have got to realize that we are not getting Medicare for All without taxing the middle class. we are not getting free child care without taxing the middle class. we are not getting better schools and free college without taxing the middle class.

I make $95,000 a year. raise my taxes, please.

09.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 897 πŸ” 178 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 26
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Whatever is going on in your life, we hope this little animation of a troll from The Elder Scrolls Adventures: Redguard will do something for you.

09.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 210 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 4

It's definitely the lattes that are the problem these days.

09.03.2026 16:29 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

It's pure fantasy. If Americans want a European-style welfare state, you have to pay broad-based taxes like us Europeans.

Until Americans are willing to do that, you will continue to soothe yourself with fantasies about soaking the rich while rapacious capitalism further eats the social fabric.

09.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

This is correct not only for economic reasons - funding things based on the vagaries of the income of a single class, no matter how wealthy, is unreliable and insufficient, but also bc civil society works best with a skin-in-the-game approach.

09.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

One thing I never understood about Les Miserables is how Javert managed to convince the higher ups at the police department to commit nearly unlimited time and money to the Bread Crimes Unit.

09.03.2026 03:30 πŸ‘ 314 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 2

I may get in trouble for this, but I'm going to say it.

I also find a backpack FULL of dildos to be suspicious. Like, JUST full of dildos? No LUBE?

There's something up with that.

09.03.2026 03:28 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

All I can say is, I hope there’s a feminist punk band somewhere in the world named The Queers of Hormuz writing songs about climate change.

09.03.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 123 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’d bet that if the global economy was instead dependent upon the *Queers* of Hormuz, things would be going much more smoothly.

09.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 220 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Gonna be asking our data people if we have good ways to track any uptick in transit ridership in the coming weeks...

09.03.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Part of Trump’s mass appeal (and of why he’s so dangerous) is that he really seems to share Joe Barstool’s worldview that there are no complex problems: Everything has a simple brute solution, which previous leaders were somehow too stupid or weak to deploy.

08.03.2026 16:56 πŸ‘ 4258 πŸ” 933 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 53
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Water Tiger

6x6 acrylic painting on MDF board

05.02.2026 22:59 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Tiger warmup πŸŽ¨πŸ–ŒοΈ

09.03.2026 01:27 πŸ‘ 305 πŸ” 65 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice.

09.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 36224 πŸ” 6462 πŸ’¬ 410 πŸ“Œ 153

if a talking head tells you people are worried about a draft w/r/t ground forces and you ignore that to declare that all options are on the table, your sloppy fucking comms aren’t really anyone else’s problem to clean up, imo

08.03.2026 23:31 πŸ‘ 573 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

He's looking for the trashy novels.

09.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Libraries are for everybody, or they’re for no one.

08.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 61 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 136 πŸ” 31 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

@sodrock.bsky.social it’s your time

08.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 108 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

New Jersey is the best example but the whole Northeast was this way.

One of the things I learned from A Civil Action is that for about a century, had you asked the people who ran the Woburn, MA tannery for their waste disposal plan, they'd have said, "Wait, you're supposed to dispose of it?"

08.03.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

New Jersey used to make basically every single manufactured good on earth (at one point iirc the state accounted for like 25% of total manufacturing output globally) and in the early 20th century the disposal plan was β€œthrow it in the river”

Hence, NJ is just sorta like this now

08.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 454 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 9
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*cracks finger to assert coolness*
Commission for @coyotepawws.bsky.social !!

05.03.2026 18:51 πŸ‘ 1932 πŸ” 420 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
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Thornton #12

You could be hugged next!!
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Originally made by WereWolfaboo

08.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0