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Claude isn't conscious but the kind of emergent consciousness people are *saying* it is wouldn't be determined by opening the window and asking it either way. I've seen both sides do this, including someone triumphantly screenshotting it saying "no I'm not conscious".

07.03.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the whole "explain the hard problem of consciousness idiot" is a cheap get-out anyway. okay explain why this rock isn't conscious. like Claude obviously isn't but I don't consider that it isn't because the human brain is ineffable.

07.03.2026 17:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that's not very physicalist of you

07.03.2026 17:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Electro Shock Blues haters:

05.03.2026 00:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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nobody was doing it like peak Gareth

05.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It is technically true that humans invented hormone replacement therapy before the badgers. But they've got time to catch up.

05.03.2026 00:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Love the first line of (album opener) In Media Res by Los Campesinos: "But let's talk about you for a minute". Same energy

05.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Every time I type anyway my phone tried to autocorrect to Anusha. She is haunting me. I have never known an Anusha.

05.03.2026 00:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

13th for Brighton is honestly fine, I think it would be mad for him to be under pressure

04.03.2026 23:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

could/should

04.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's funny we could really still use the player he was meant to be. do you think they're so far in the pits that you can't actually blame individual players any more? could we start sniping from them like we do Chelsea?!

04.03.2026 22:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think his agent is probably pretty angry with him tbh

04.03.2026 22:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

cowardly VAR (though idk if they can intervene on a yellow anyway)

04.03.2026 22:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We're watching you. Scum.

04.03.2026 22:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 69 ๐Ÿ” 28 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

clear dive

04.03.2026 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

arguably could be the opposite if they go out immediately though

04.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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bluesky staff made the grave error of expressing the growing industry consensus on Claude coding

04.03.2026 22:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

16th highest wage bill and they're in 13th. overachieving if anything.

04.03.2026 22:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Yeah I was off on vibe but had not too much fear

04.03.2026 21:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Arsenal

04.03.2026 21:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get this man a sedative

04.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I almost put City on the radio like it's the last day of the season ffs

04.03.2026 21:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Snow White:

04.03.2026 21:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/janh...

04.03.2026 21:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well we can't even beat [insert team here], we're both limping towards the line here

04.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

As a visual spectacle yes, but Brighton haven't been great or ever built sustained pressure. Just nervy and shit. At time of writing I don't think we're undeserved winners.

04.03.2026 21:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Win at the Etihad and it's one point ffs

04.03.2026 21:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The kick on Havertz shouldn't be a penalty but is a "seen 'em given" including both for and against us. So in conclusion, eh.

04.03.2026 21:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think this is one of those ones where if you watched it knowing the result you'd wonder what the worry was. They've not exactly had chances. I'm not enjoying it either though. Or that Trossard shot.

04.03.2026 21:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The way he's played this season it's a big risk

04.03.2026 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0