Honey-Drizzled Nuts

I got a big belly and an aching back 😞

Lol I'm ngl when kids point out to their parents that I'm missing an arm when I'm in the grocery store I kinda give em a quick "yeah no shit!!!!! 8) " glare

Noisy hole...

a duck hubby's gotta breathe, at least every now and then. inhaling Kira @freshmonika.bsky.social

i know i'm baked when i look at my taco and go

sure, i'll put honey on that

Mannn I wanna go home
Been here for 2 hours and my freshly-laundered shirt needs a wash and I need another shower, I'm sweating that much up here

I get such a cartoonishly raging hardon against my will whenever my girlfriend cat stretches and puts her rump in the air

Goddamn, what a cutie!

Sorry not sorry, the crack peeking from that desperately-hanging-on thong is crazy cute

Butch Butt (he is VERY shy about it!)

NOOO

a meme drawover of @danymals.bsky.social and I that I never got around to finishing

Takes long drag of cigarette

be careful 'round rabbit ears, they're sensitive.
#samandmax
#nsfw

Cute asf

I..
I AM the fat boy boyfriend that cooks and always makes sure you're fed

This post brought to you by my girlfriend encouraging me to make the meal I've been thinking about all day

I try cramming so much in the few hours left after work, woof

Out doing my little responsible errands...
But really, I sleepy

tail hole stretch~ 💕

Sniff it.

Do it stin- just sniff me already.

🎨 @orangecoff33.art

Came straight from the shower and made dinner start to finish still wrapped up in my bath towel
🥱😪

Oh no I'm so suckable and at risk oh nooo

I need someone to help with my hair growth issues and a barber that won't resort to immediately cutting it all off

Not tryna let the thoughts win but jesus I've been feeling like I look unkempt and messy

Finishing making dinner, comfortably tummy-out in a shirt that Almost Fits, feels very
"Ah, I'm Home"

bear studies....

Chat, I wanna make my tummy hang pass my waist less

I fell off of body positivity for a while and just focused on surviving and staying sane
Damn

I honestly only post nudes on a blue moon to Twitter buttttt shit
I don't want my dick n ass fed to ai
I'll make an AD here *eventually*