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Come celebrate with me That everyday Something has tried to kill me And failed. Impossible to whisk. She/her

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The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The meme with a guy and two girls. The guy is labeled 1:59 AM. His girlfriend islabeled 2 AM. The cute girl coming the other way is labeled 3AM.

The US and Canada go to Daylight Savings Time tomorrow morning.

08.03.2026 01:24 πŸ‘ 2670 πŸ” 608 πŸ’¬ 49 πŸ“Œ 69

Please stop telling me what my ex is doing πŸ™„

08.03.2026 00:32 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

kim mulkey doesn't keep her cool so idk why people act shocked when her players don't keep theirs. it starts at the top. but y'all ain't ready to have THAT conversation.

07.03.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

completely built by the media and statistically non-realized, correct lol

07.03.2026 23:46 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I got crack in my windshield today. Since when does Safelite not come to your house and replace your windshield? They've replaced mine in my driveway before. Now they want me to take it to a shop and wait 3 hours??????

07.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I accidentally went to Michael's and spent $100 on acrylic paint. I guess that means I have to paint something now.

07.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She looked great without ppl altering her photo (not saying the OP is the one who did the altering)

07.03.2026 18:44 πŸ‘ 84 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 11

Iranian hackers threatening to hack into the top 3 credit bureaus and wiping Americans debt… and I just wanna know who I gotta speak to in order to expedite this.

07.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 4033 πŸ” 847 πŸ’¬ 167 πŸ“Œ 437

β™₯️And that's why Alysa Liu is Oakland royalty. In 2026 in the face of rising racism, fascism, and misogyny, a woman that speaks comfortably about Black Lives Matter, Stop Asian Hate, and Abolish ICE

Gold medal is cool and all, but do you have your own stank face mural of you flexing that gold medal?

07.03.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 582 πŸ” 133 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2
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For those who didn’t make it to the W, UPSHOT is an opportunity to play the sport they love. I look forward to supporting this women led and operated league. #UPSHOT #WBB

07.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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"SHIT"
"FUCK"
"NO"
"FUCK"
"SHIT"
"FUCK"

06.03.2026 11:30 πŸ‘ 5400 πŸ” 1857 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 89
Preview
'Garfield' Animated Series Ordered By Paramount+ With Lamorne Morris Paramount+ has picked up a new original 2D-animated series featuring the iconic lasagna-loving orange cat, voiced by actor-comedian Lamorne Morris.

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I guess.

07.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 3184 πŸ” 626 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 27

"we're not at the end. we are still in the midst of the celebration."

this started at 11am.

black people and Bill Clinton are never beating the allegations.

06.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3
The current temperature in Greensboro, NC is 82Β°

The current temperature in Greensboro, NC is 82Β°

I already hate it

06.03.2026 20:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hawkeye (and the writers room) knew.

06.03.2026 14:50 πŸ‘ 550 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3
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WNBA All-Star Arike Ogunbowale arrested in Miami nightclub incident during Unrivaled celebration Arike Ogunbowale’s Unrivaled championship celebration took a turn.

WNBA All-Star Arike Ogunbowale arrested in Miami nightclub incident during Unrivaled celebration nypost.com/2026/03/06/s...

06.03.2026 17:45 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 8

And thankin Jesus every time I do

06.03.2026 14:43 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 6
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New from Eric Benet πŸ’ƒπŸΎ

05.03.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 277 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 34

The only one who could ever reach me /

Was the son of a…

06.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 2418 πŸ” 450 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 0

honestly nobody should ever take us seriously in ground combat after the work we caught in Vietnam. they been trying to recover from that for DECADES now.

06.03.2026 05:05 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

These taste how Payless used to smell

06.03.2026 04:01 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 7

Carrie Bradshaw on the way to the bodega:

06.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

a public utility does not need to turn a profit. this is intentional.

06.03.2026 01:20 πŸ‘ 1055 πŸ” 380 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
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she's so shy but she accepted that dap lol

05.03.2026 23:25 πŸ‘ 107 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 6

There was one called Dementia because he was hella forgetful

05.03.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

4/ Thus it is 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩when Plum, Stewart, & Co. talk about the union as someone other than them β€” especially when they are elected leadership! At best it shows they misunderstand what a union is. At worst it repeats a boss talking point. Either way it’s kind of a psyop.

05.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

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05.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

[Exit Murderer.]

05.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 5454 πŸ” 1272 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 46

What sucks is when you have to get that much plastic surgery for your job but you get fired and they don’t let you return your face to the store

05.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 728 πŸ” 94 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 2