Ben

I met Tatianna last night and she called me Caillou trade 🥴

Thank you! 😊

If you know where this pic was taken I owe you an espresso martini

Not because I got a boyfriend, mind you, but because it was causing me to spiral 🙂‍↕️

I deleted my Scruff profile

Oh I’m wet 😩

Proof of life

I know I’m late but I just watched Brokeback Mountain for the first time. Am I…

A. Having a panic attack
B. Having an existential crisis
C. Laughing out loud at how sad I am
D. All of the above

(The answer is D. I’m spiraling.)

Maturing is realizing that everyone is just on roids and the body I want is not attainable naturally

🫠🫠🫠

I think every gay person in DC except for me was at the Jade concert tonight

And they’re giving me a much higher salary than when I left, plus they’ve been addressing a bunch of stuff that I didn’t like when I was there, so I’m actually super pumped to be back

I’m employed again!!

So I had left job 1 for an insane opportunity at job 2, but job 2 laid me off after three months. But then job 1 missed me so they gave me a 1099 contract until I found something, but the job market is shit so I asked job 1 for my W2 back and they said yes 🥹

I’m sure they’re not DomDaddyXl with a headless pic on Grindr

TikTok keeps giving me lives of beefy muscle dads working out shirtless, but every time I go to their page it’s

✝️ John 3:16
🇺🇸USMC vet
🏠My kids are my life

Like am I going crazy or

And I’ve always said this

Can I sell anyone on my new GLP-1 drug with an AI companion app that offers crypto rewards?

who will finance my new production of Jesus Christ Superstar

When the Patriots lose, America wins

Remember when they said Drake Maye was MVP material? El oh el

That halftime show is what people mean when they say "joy is an act of resistance."

Not even a Bad Bunny stan but something about DtMF just makes me want to fucking sob

Slayyyter, please, Slayyyter if you can hear me drop the album early, I need it now 😭😭😭

Meanwhile they’re both just Harry Styles’ the Substance

Bad Bunny condemns ICE during his #GRAMMYs speech for Best Música Urbana Album:

“Before I say thanks to god, I’m going to say, ICE out. We’re not savages, we’re not animals, we are humans and we are Americans.”

My husband bad bunny

Not even a stan but damn Justin Bieber is so goddamn talented

Idk anything about Sombr but I think I’m a hater 😊

Olivia Dean looks like a supermodel omg

Katseye is such a hot mess but I love them lmaoooo