sooty

i only wish to have a fraction of his game

OOGTAR? ON MY TL? IN 2026? THE YEAR OF OUR LORD

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

Earthbound

sorry i found beetle moses's account on here i will be doing nothing but reposting their content going forward

Three panel comic. Panel 1: people playing basketball in front of a crowd. The player with the ball is up against a guy playing close defense. Panel 2: the player attempts to spin off the defender by shoulder checking him, but the defender immediately falls apart, revealing multiple little green elves. Panel 3: the first player looks astounded at the floor. On it is a group of mildly injured elves surrounded by pieces of a human costume. This was pretty challenging to type out in text form but I tried my best

An infographic with a dark green background. At the top, large stylized text reads “YOU DON’T KNOW GAMING.” In the center is a screenshot of Albert Wesker from Resident Evil. Below the image, white pixelated text reads: "While initially confirmed to be dead following the ending of Resident Evil 5, plans for Albert Wesker to appear as an easter egg in the Resident Evil 7 reportedly got far into development. However, his appearance was cut short when the team realized they didn’t have the technology to make his hair look greasy enough." At the bottom is the text “YOUDONTKNOWGAMING.BSKY.SOCIAL.”

Season 9 / Episode 1

"What a magical city.
Can we come back next year, dad?"

"We'll see, honey. We'll see."

wait. the elephant isn't *named* cage?

An infographic with a dark green background. At the top, large stylized text reads “YOU DON’T KNOW GAMING.” In the center is a comic panel featuring Jon Talbain. Below the image, white pixelated text reads: "Jon Talbain from Darkstalkers makes me feel funny." At the bottom is the text “YOUDONTKNOWGAMING.BSKY.SOCIAL.”

The French titles of the new games are 'Pokémon Vents' and 'Pokémon Vagues,' shown on the 'La chaîne officielle Pokémon en français' YouTube channel.

Average social media user

stared at browt so much i had a vision

Panel 1: Hey Fred, gimme a remake of a 90s classic with extra skill trees Panel 2: huh Panel 3: And hold the tank controls Panel 4: what Panel 5: And hold the turn-based combat Panel 6: The fuck Panel 7: Jimmy what the fuck is he talking about Panel 8: This is a restaurant

Imagine a burger

shrek deck

A totally real DYKG screenshot that says "I need to give it its "gamers blessing". It just wouldn't feel right if I didn't give each Steam Deck a big fat sloppy kiss." Gabe "Logan" Newell- 2022

Speaking of Steam Decks being impossible to get now here's a totally real DYKG screenshot with a totally real fact from Gabriel Logan Newell

Shakashuri Blowdown

WE ARE SO BACK

Dog Must Make Split-Second Decision Whether To Kill Or Show Tummy To Visitor

Dog Must Make Split-Second Decision Whether To Kill Or Show Tummy To Visitor https://theonion.com/dog-must-make-split-second-decision-whether-to-kill-or-show-tummy-to-visitor/

every trailer for that goat basketball movie just looks like

The young people will:
- Recognize Heavy from TF2
- Recognize Max from Furaffinity
- Learn about Homestar Runner dot Com
- Wonder what's so special about this fourth guy who is just every person they've ever blocked on social media

my poker night 3 lineup

An infographic with a dark green background. At the top, large stylized text reads “YOU DON’T KNOW GAMING.” In the center is a picture of the cancelled Earthbound 64, with the Mother 3 logo edited into it. Below the picture, white pixelated text reads; "Mother 3, originally known as Earthbound 64 – famously jumped from the ill-fated 64DD to the GBA. The reason for this change both came from necessity, and the understanding that nobody who had a N64 knew what an RPG was." At the bottom is the text “YOUDONTKNOWGAMING.BSKY.SOCIAL.”

matcap or da rays for today

fyi

wow i had no idea she was real

A drawing of Guile from Street Fighter and Guinan from Star Trek TNG in a crouched fighting stance side-by-side, showing the similarity between Guile's hair shape and Guinan's hat shape

Guile... Guinan... Guilenan

Image of the Yeti in the skiing Windows game SkiFree eating the player

Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics