Instead of being a bad father and watching the leafs game with my six year old, we watched The Terminator. He liked when Arnold popped his eye out.
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Instead of being a bad father and watching the leafs game with my six year old, we watched The Terminator. He liked when Arnold popped his eye out.
The John Wick series is so effective because it fully embodies the three major tenets of dumb guy fantasy: 1. being able to kick anyone’s ass, 2. living by a code of honor, and 3. paying for things with gold coins
Honestly the main motivation for having another would be to police this one. Maybe the 200 hockey guys are onto something.
Do you think Scott Adams reunited in heaven with the son he murdered like it was the ending of sinners
My younger kid has an emotional support hockey stick (carries it around with him everywhere, gets upset when he has to put it down etc.) but he’s small and keeps hitting me with it in the shins while walking around the house. This must be what living with Brad Marchand feels like
She (I think??) looks like she’s starting an intervention with you.
Canadian Tire guy showed me clips of his cousin he’d filmed from their rookie showcase.
“Canada is a medium sized high school” moment. Went to buy my older kid a hockey helmet at Canadian Tire and the guy who helped me is cousins with a guy who just got drafted by the Minnesota Wild. Then I went to the LCBO and recognized a guy who used to work at the one near me.
being a rich tech guy in the 90s must have been so sick. every morning you start a web page that sells ring tones, sell it at lunch for 2 million dollars, get dinner at a “sushi” restaurant and go to a night club wearing a cologne called Apartheid Sapphire
🎶I’m dreaming of a whiiiiite boxing day
Alright well this is insane but honestly tomorrow it doesn’t matter my delayed shipment of oil will arrive and I won’t need further divine assistance in providing light.
Movie that deserves more hype??
I imagine this is what they were thinking whatever it was 2500 years ago or whatever
Am I being taunted? The oil is all consuming. An ouroboros. Cyclic. Unending.
Double post situation whatever bear with me I am trying to use this app more frequently. Anyway holy shit a fifth and sixth day of this malarkey. This is beginning to go beyond the bounds of normalcy, stretching credulity and is quickly entering the supernatural. Possibly even divine??? Also my kid.
Is somebody fucking with me here? It just keeps going
Do you still have a link to the article? I’d be interested in seeing what films are on there
donald trump insulting a tragically murdered beloved director, starting an aggressive and illegal war in venezuela for no reason, then the epstein files hopefully finally releasing this friday is a generational run of potential worst possible week for any president in awhile
I don’t think I’ve ever seen Billy Bob Thornton with dark hair, I was like “who is this Armenian fella over here on the cover”
Okay well this has gotta be the last of it
Surely it’s gonna go out today
Meant to post this yesterday evening but I’m shocked. There is still light somehow. Coincidence, surely,
He holds most of the cards here but id still like to see what he looks like with a coach and GM that encourages offensive freedom and healthy wrists. But generally you may be right and that’s worrisome.
Feeling skeptical that I have enough oil this time
If the trend holds I’m pretty sure I wouldn’t even bother to learn their name
You hold the first one like they’re a Faberge egg and any subsequent kids you spin on your finger like you’re a Harlem Globetrotter
People don’t discuss the Parenting Overton Window enough. First one gets the sniffles and you’re terrified they have consumption. Checking their temperature every 20 minutes, debating going to Emerg. Second kid falls and cuts open their lip? Shit, guess that one’s just a bleeder.
Yeah, you kinda learn everything you need to know when you need to know it. More generally, I wish more movies cared to do this instead of explaining everything
It’s a pretty good scene, kinda undercut by the dad character still somehow being the one chasing them. But you are right the action setpiece of it all is pretty good and it is tense.
You could also watch the film without having seen 28 Days Later. Which in and of itself is a good bit of filmmaking. You should - however - watch 28 Days Later and can skip the remaining hour 45 of Weeks after the opening scene.