The Swearwolves

Post Image

Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and at the link below...

Ep. 265: Heart On
Bret and David chat about why they haven't recorded in a while, recap a couple of recent horror conventions, and get into the Valentine's Day spirit by…

https://theswearwolves.com/2026/02/08/ep-265-heart-on/

Post Image

Ep. 264: Axe, Lies, and Videotape

Bret and David catch up on what they've been up to over the last several months and discuss the 2024 horror film, Bloody Axe Wound.

Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and right here.

https://theswearwolves.com/2025/10/26/ep-264-axe-lies-and-videotape/

David’s currently in Rome and stopped at Dario Argento’s store, Profondo Rosso. Awesome place with a cool little area below it with tableaus of some of his films.

Post Image

Ep. 263: Ghostface Takes Manhattan

Bret and David grab a couple slices of pizza, swing by a bodega, board a train to Midtown, and discuss 2023's Scream VI.

Now playing on all major podcast streaming platforms &👇

https://theswearwolves.com/2025/06/01/ep-263-ghostface-takes-manhattan/

a person wearing a scream mask is riding a bus ALT: a person wearing a scream mask is riding a bus

Coming Monday, June 2, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...

Ep. 263: Ghostface Takes Manhattan

#ScreamVI

Ep. 262: Bored Games Bret and David catch up on what they've been up to so far this year - including the launch of Bret's arcade (ahem... Fizzy's Arcade in Milton, Pennsylvania). This segues to discussions about the 1993 film, Arcade, and "The Bishop of Battle" segment from the 1983 film, Nightmares.

Ep. 262: Bored Games

Bret & David discuss the 1993 film, Arcade, and "The Bishop of Battle" segment from the 1983 film, Nightmares.

Now streaming on all major podcast platforms and right here:

Coming Monday, March 10, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...

Ep. 262: Bored Games

#Arcade

The Evil Dead | Evil Dead 2 | Panasonic RQ-706S Reel-to-Reel Player | Professor Knowby Recordings YouTube video by The Swearwolves

It's been a while since we've posted anything on YouTube, so here's a video of David's Evil Dead/Evil Dead 2 reel-to-reel player:

youtu.be/-Eaw__fTU9I?...

More...

We'll talk more about Days of the Dead Las Vegas whenever we record our next episode, but in the meantime, here are some pics of stuff David got signed...

This is David. I'll be in Las Vegas tomorrow night/part of Saturday for Days of the Dead at the Plaza Hotel & Casino. If you spot me, say hello. I'll be on stilts and wearing the world's largest pair of assless chaps.

*looks at notes*

Oh, sorry. No. I'll just be wearing a t-shirt and jeans.

Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung Bret and David put up the tree, pour some eggnog, and invite you to sit by the fire as they discuss Bret's arcade progress and the 2018 horror anthology film All the Creatures Were Stirring.

Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung

Bret and David put up the tree, pour some eggnog, and invite you to sit by the fire as they discuss Bret's arcade progress and the 2018 horror anthology film All the Creatures Were Stirring.

Coming Monday, December 23, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...

Ep. 261: The Swearwolves Were Hung

If you've listened to our latest episode, here are a couple of updates:

1) Bret got the keys to his soon-to-be arcade today!
2) David absolutely caved and bought that Evil Dead pinball machine.

Thanks to those who have suggested movies for our upcoming Christmas episode. Keep 'em coming!

Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass Bret and David discuss Bret's new business venture, an upcoming Evil Dead themed pinball machine, and Eli Roth's 2023 throwback slasher, Thanksgiving.

Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass

Bret and David discuss Bret's new business venture, an upcoming Evil Dead themed pinball machine, and Eli Roth's 2023 throwback slasher, Thanksgiving.

a mascot dressed as a pilgrim with a pink tongue ALT: a mascot dressed as a pilgrim with a pink tongue

Coming Monday, November 25, to all major podcast platforms (just search "The Swearwolves")...

Ep. 260: John Carver of Mass

#Thanksgiving

Hotel --> booked!

There's no guest list yet, but a convention covering the entire Friday the 13th franchise?

We're in.

nightmare-events.com/events/cryst...

Goddamn, it's refreshing for our feed to not be clogged with ads, bots, trolls, sexists, racists, homophobes, transphobes, xenophobes, incels, and assorted dorks.

If those things annoy you, too, and you like horror (but also don't take life TOO seriously)... please check us out.

Tom's the best!

No such thing. Great movie!

Happy 89th birthday to Tom Atkins! It's no secret that Tom is one of our favorite horror icons (and therefore one of our favorite humans). We've met him many times over the years, but here's our most recent photos with him (from last month).

a man in a hat and scarf stands next to a woman in front of a laptop and says oh hello ALT: a man in a hat and scarf stands next to a woman in front of a laptop and says oh hello

So, yeah... I think we're going to be more active over here.

Watching "Nope" right now for the first time since catching it at the theater. How would you rank Jordan Peele's films?

That said, the guy's 3-for-3 as far as we're concerned.

David picked up a couple of signs to hang over his Halloween pinball machine, along with a new wallet (all from Trick or Treat Studios).

A Horror Soundtrack… Soundtrack! Curated by The Swearwolves by David Thompson Playlist · 109 Songs

Halloween season is coming up. If you use Apple Music, here's a playlist that we update regularly. All of the songs are from horror movies.

World Tour Although we’re a podcast, we also exist in the physical world. It’s the damndest thing. If you’d like to meet us, good news: the feeling is mutual! With a Swearwolf on each coast …

In addition to the podcast, we regularly attend horror conventions all over the US. If you ever want to meet up (or tell us off) in person, we keep our schedule updated here: https://theswearwolves.com/in-the-flesh/

We're new to this app, but we're not new to podcasting (though we're currently on hiatus).

If you dig horror, laughing, and aren't bothered by foul language and jokes about the male anatomy: we've got 250 episodes streaming on all major podcast platforms.

Just search "The Swearwolves."

Bret met Shavar Ross and Tiffany Helm from Friday the 13th Part V tonight at New Jersey Horror Con!