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deep space bombardier, past future cold warrior, creating unhinged alternate timelines @blurhoads.bsky.social πŸ’™ he/they

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I WANT OFF MR BONES WILD RIDE

28.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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on orbit too long? need astros but have too few LVs available? try launching 74 passenger space shuttle. you will certainly not regret launching 74 passenger space shuttle.

23.02.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 153 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 6

"hey so we're about to hit IPO just shuffle the companies around and say Things to get shareholders in lol"

03.02.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

99% this is just to inflate how much SpaceX is worth at IPO lol

03.02.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hello everyone I want you to look at this weird toaster

03.02.2026 03:45 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

yeah it’s completely oversized and mainly an ego project still

23.12.2025 01:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m theorizing it’ll mostly be SM-6s, with the railgun and twin 5 inchers sporting HVPs totaling to a couple thousand interceptors in total.
this is just an oversized air defense cruiser, lmao

23.12.2025 01:08 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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me when the screw top white monster

14.12.2025 04:57 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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shuttle/spacelab astros: β€œwe’re going up to orbit for 2 weeks to study material science and observe earth :)”
MEANWHILE, ABOARD MIR:

04.12.2025 03:57 πŸ‘ 20 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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29.11.2025 04:05 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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crappy xerox

17.11.2025 17:52 πŸ‘ 50 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

CNSA just left 3 of its taikonauts in orbit aboard Tiangong with no return capsule and nobody gives a shit for some reason

16.11.2025 20:52 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

how DARE

14.11.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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HOW DARE YOU STAND IN HIS PLACEEEE

14.11.2025 13:39 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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PAVE SENTRY

12.11.2025 01:26 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1
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30.10.2025 21:47 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

too impractical to play I think

07.10.2025 20:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œlook at our web design dog we’re not beating the movie bad guy corp allegations”

03.10.2025 02:34 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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25.09.2025 22:02 πŸ‘ 539 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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the National Aerospace Plane

22.09.2025 18:39 πŸ‘ 58 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

VIPER'S NOT DEAD

19.09.2025 22:54 πŸ‘ 24 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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16.09.2025 12:12 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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yet another one

15.09.2025 01:24 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

same could go for GE too

10.09.2025 17:25 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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same manufacturer btw

10.09.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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theyve been doing it since Orion

07.09.2025 02:49 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#SST25 Day 6: Stealth
Lockheed RO-9 'Neon Vice' loiters beyond Lunar orbit beyond the prying scopes of the lower orbital domains, listening, watching.

07.09.2025 00:24 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WE LOVE INCO

04.09.2025 07:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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