Dan Jordan

it's like Crazy Taxi but you're crying by the end of it

okay sorry I'm back I got distracted figuring out The Perfect Chord Progression

This waa so gratifying to learn. There are a few fights in the dark and, playing the remaster, I was surprised the gun didn't light up the room

Wait no, not the second one

As a musician, I have said all these things unironically and been correct

This is:
(a) not bad
(b) untenable

now that slay the spire 2 is out I would like to impose a moratorium on deckbuilders

I appear to be inadvertently reinventing TF2 textures from first principles

I've always liked the combat tracks in Bioshock Infinite. They're orchestrated almost like a horror game chase. (Compare Bioshock Infinite's "The Songbird" to Outlast's "Surgeon Attack")

Tony Hawk's Underground Railroad

probably missing like a dozen important ones

Obviously there's a lot of issues that have plagued our great nation for ages, and one of them is not being at war enough

Lewandowski avoids doggie style because he doesn’t want to get shot.

When I order an iced coffee with cream and sugar and it's so gritty I have to chew, I'm under no delusions

the three genders: senators, congressmen, and women

"Our warfighters aren't fighting a war," says Department of War

[nodding sagely] the astral weasel

I need UBI so I can more effectively thrash wildly between inane projects

in the Portal 2 commentary they talk about an abandoned idea where the bird would peck of parts of PotatOS, making GLaDOS dumber, but that it was "impossible to execute." This worthless fact has rattled around my brain for over a decade because I kinda just want to know what made it impossible

okay it cost me $20m but I've finally secured the rights to host the inaugural Highguard World Finals in vegas

Honestly, at this point I think it'd be pretty funny if the rest of the world went to war against us like WWI but somehow even dumber

As a visual example of what I mean: why not just do this and then export/import all component meshes together?

It's 2026. Nothing matters

Unity question: say you have a set of modular meshes (like 8 varieties of hand railings, each in 4 different lengths). Is there a downside to having one fbx that contains the whole set? Versus separate fbx files for each?

I'm sorry I used console commands to make your nana's funeral fullbright

Sometimes going in the fridge is the first time it's been fridgerated in its life

No straight woman has ever ordered a chalupa

It's like there's some scaling effect where, given an event, the media multiplies the scandalousness. And if it's heinous enough, it goes negative.