Naomi Collymore

Attacks leave dead vs killed

Mask-off corporate bootlicking that causes these fucks to junk the most vulnerable members of their audience at the first sign of resistance aside:

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

me as fuck

was gonna add words but i think this works welll enough

Owwkayy dayyuuuudddd

Coffee, straight out of my nose.

Okay I get that people hate reboots and continuations but I'm really looking forward to more Firefly. It might be bad, I have enough goodwill to give it a chance. This isnt Harry potter.

Farscape got to finish.

WHAT

The takeaway from the success of Iron Lung isn't to fund YouTubers making sci-fi movies about games.

The secret is that Markiplier is a creative person who made something that excited him.

This is also the secret sauce behind Sinners.

There is no repeatable trend. Fund creative people. The end

a black cat sleeping on my hand

I've been here stuck for a while

Really impressed with my progress on #DuskfallThicket! Still a lot of place holders in there, but the script for the demo is done and its like... a playable game!

timeline cleanse

I've gotten used to timezone differences, but now the amount that we're off by will be different?

YOU LITERALLY STARTED IT PETE. #drama #liar #clown #rant #history
UNLIKE YOU I SOBERED UP AND LEARNED FROM THE HISTORY I LIVED THROUGH.

Sigh :|

Did not expect to be out of the house at 6am today but here I am waiting for the bus while watching the sun rise.

This was not the 24 hours I was expecting for like 10 different reasons. Fuck it we ball.

A dog and a cat sleeping on a bed

Can't sleep tonight apparently.
At least the animals are cute

We don’t kill people for sucking! We shouldn’t kill people for anything really!

What a fucking day.

The blue one is a littlest pet shop

I'm gonna try and put #DuskfallThicket in this game jam! I haven't done one before but it seems like a good idea!

‼️Final Statement Regarding EvulArt‼️

I originally did not intend to make this public but recent events have made that impossible. This is no longer "internet drama", it's harassment and retaliation.

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Black cat curled up

Black cat sleeping with a little leaf blanket

Black cat sleeping belly up

Long black cat sleeping

I love when my girl is CONKED OUT

"The men implicated in the Epstein files reinforces that I spend half my life explaining to men that their simplified, optimistic view of other men doesn’t line up with the experience of women and girls trying to dodge sexual harassment, assault and abuse attempts." - Leslie Morgan Steiner

Don't the majority of the characters die till there's like 3 ppl left in every game? I don't go here

Hey artist! Quote with your red art!

Still happy with this study I did a while back!