Simon Weston

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👆 100% this.

We arrived at the ground in t-shirts and we're greeted by the crunch of iced up puddles underfoot as we walked across the old aggregate car park.

Think it was the match Ward floored Colin Henry off the ball and gave away a pen. Marshall scored for them and gave us the v's (deserved)

Second most bleak ground I've ever been to after Oldham's Boundary Park.

I don't think people realise how much work goes on

Oh the glamour @giuliabould.bsky.social !

Privilege is knowing that you can come on #r4today and argue that private schools will shut down in droves if VAT is imposed on fees and that when you are on again regarding a different subject you will never be challenged on why you were so wrong.

Horrible flashbacks to "Arr Adrian" and his barely concealed Mancunian accent 😬

Subliminal messaging from the #SNP over #OldSwan ?

Must book a trip to Scotland

I am in Portland for the Arsenal match is there any Portland Toffees on here? Where can I watch?

Sunday morning free of #Everton woes. Ideal for catching up on the Great Pottery Throw Down

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Just watching the Robot Wars/Cuckoo's Nest episode of #Spaced

Absolutely brilliant

Reports coming out of Downing Street suggest Sir Keir Starmer has been stuck on the main staircase for several hours unsure whether he's going up or down.

"It's not the first time," a staffer reported. "We encouraged him to use the lift, but he can't cope with all the buttons," they probably added.

Absolutely, all over India. Took this the other week

Or Gravy Tits when he went on his regular Brexit rants

Safari yesterday in Ranthambore National Park. Was lucky enough to see some tigers and crocodiles in the wild, absolutely incredible.

Trying our luck on the trains today. Getting the next train down (?) to Agra to see the Taj Mahal.

Udaipur was different gravy. Would definitely recommend and would love one day to come back.

I don't know about you but when an Old Etonian like Danny Kruger speaks about the moral hazard of the welfare state, I sit up and take note. 😒

#politicslive

Critters on the roadside

Lost count of what day we're on. Brief stopover in Jodhpur. Off to Udaipur today, the white city.

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In house commentary team...

"David Moyes is really going for it"

ODFO

#Everton #COYB

Day three (I think) of our Indian adventure. After a day of sight seeing around Jaipur I shocked the rest of the party with my very visceral reaction to Moyes' team selection.

Oh and we looked at some "stuff" in the museum

A load of them were attempting a u-turn by just driving into the oncoming traffic. It's mesmerising watch

Traffic at a standstill in Jaipur, India. Among the taxis, tuktuks and mopeds is a donkey pulling a cart

Jaipur rush hour traffic was a killer!

Not been deported. Explored Delhi today, fascinating place, a city of opposites and contradictions - spralling malls and swanky car dealerships on the one hand and people seeking out a living sleeping on grass verges on the other

So.....first day on holiday in India wemt well.

So.......cool story....woke up at just after one. Mrs W is cleaning sick up. Neither of us know how this happened. I remember lecturing a bar manager on class warfare. Suspect we'll be deported after breakfast

Take care Mike. Our thoughts are with you and your family

They know what they say is untrue, they do not care it is untrue.

The media know that what they repeat is untrue, they do not care it is untrue.

Their supporters know what they are told is untrue, they do not care it is untrue.

Telling the truth is not enough, unless people care about the truth.