Dexter Almighty

I called the woman 2 doors down Elaine for 4 years. Her name is Christine. I spoke to her once a week.

I can't just make the magic happen, Steve. Posts like that take a whole team.

I'll be in the Telegraphs top 10 Bluesky posters.

Expecting that Mayor of Casterbridge post to bang hard.

Now, I've spent most of my life drunk and have been in some horrendous states. But being so drunk that you sell your wife and child to a sailor at a fayre is next level drunk. #MayorofCasterbridge

Pretty sure Inspector Gadget is around the corner.
Oh, it's been snowing here today.

You guys were too close to Fram

Yeah, badly.

Finchale hymns are boss.
Bluecoat stuff is shit.

You can't even phone 911 these days.

Two latty's please.

Colder than a witches labia majora on a ‘left outside overnight’ broomstick

Tiiiits

Great to hear guys from the north east pronounce it, though.

*actress

The sky is actually violet

Don't want to go all "Twitter", but that Dominos advert needs shooting in the head

It's doing great #numbers

Great win for a guy so young 👍

That. Was. Darts.

It does feel a bit like that

I have people to do my bluesky admin

I'm cold. So very, very cold.

This place is great!

This isn't twitter (X). We don't point out failure.

I've never had a good time

Imagine in the King died now?

Is THAT a threat?

I'll see you there

It’s a computer screen, showing the words “this is a commodore PET” (the brand of computer)

This phrase also doubles up as the way to introduce Lionel Richie to a Geordie.

(Not sure this gag will travel, tbh. I apologise in advance)