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@funkybork

she/her / Seattle / Here for Big Brother, Survivor, and all the other Reality TV mess 🫑

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The concept of this entire season hinging on Maura Higgins. #thetraitorsUS

27.02.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 341 πŸ” 49 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

That was an absolute celebration of joy. Damn

09.02.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 3142 πŸ” 211 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 8
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Lo ΓΊnico mΓ‘s poderoso que el odio, es el amor.

The only thing more powerful than hate is love.

09.02.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 393 πŸ” 130 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 9

Same😭

09.02.2026 01:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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he really dgaf I’m crying #TheTraitorsUS

30.01.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 165 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 9

The thing about Catherine O’Hara is she is so hilarious and talented that I forgot she was mortal

30.01.2026 19:38 πŸ‘ 3536 πŸ” 564 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 15

Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her

30.01.2026 18:45 πŸ‘ 13083 πŸ” 2170 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 54

It has been confirmed that Alex was a lawful gun owner and did not threaten ICE with a weapon. Early video reports indicate the weapon was taken by ICE and shots were then fired to execute him.

24.01.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 3786 πŸ” 978 πŸ’¬ 118 πŸ“Œ 27
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HIDEOUS BIGOT MICHAEL RAPAPORT BANISHED FROM THE CASTLE #TheTraitorsUS

16.01.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS
"Lisa, what happened when you got tied to the tree?"
Lisa:

16.01.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 193 πŸ” 33 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 2

Maura’s accent is getting me thru life right now #TheTraitorsUS

09.01.2026 05:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This cast managed to anger Swifties, RHOA, BB and RHAP stans in one night. Quite the feat. #TheTraitorsUS

09.01.2026 04:47 πŸ‘ 311 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I’m sick over this Traitors season oh my god 😭

09.01.2026 04:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well this season of the traitors is over. Back to the cottage we go #TheTraitorsUS

09.01.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It literally should’ve been Michael

09.01.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve decided to enter a mandatory period of mourning in honor of Rob and Ian 😭 #TheTraitorsUS

09.01.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Rob getting murdered right after Ian holy shit balls this is the worlds worst case scenario 😭 #TheTraitorsUS

09.01.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Rob C reading his death note

Rob C reading his death note

Well that's enough of #TheTraitorsUS for tonight

09.01.2026 04:20 πŸ‘ 278 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4
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a man is carrying a bag in front of a sign that says no parking fire lane ALT: a man is carrying a bag in front of a sign that says no parking fire lane

#TheTraitors

09.01.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 288 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 1

Ian first boot I feel sick to my stomach #TheTraitorsUS

09.01.2026 03:21 πŸ‘ 46 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It literally should’ve been the dark sided evil fucked up menace I’m so UPSETTTTTTT IAN ROBBEDDDD

09.01.2026 03:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

IAN πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’”πŸ’” WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!! #TheTraitorsUS

09.01.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rob Cesternino stuns while charming Alan Cumming. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

07.01.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 247 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve been trying to spend less time on social media recently but Traitors coming out soon is gonna bring me back here πŸ˜‹ im so excited to see some of the most divalicious divas back in action

03.01.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bernie Sanders bursting out laughing as Eric Adams seethes at Zohran Mamdani’s inauguration

Bernie Sanders bursting out laughing as Eric Adams seethes at Zohran Mamdani’s inauguration

Obsessed with this juxtaposition

02.01.2026 00:43 πŸ‘ 8488 πŸ” 1106 πŸ’¬ 72 πŸ“Œ 99

everytime they give us the β€œBUT BUT BUT….” shit, a star dies

02.01.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

new traitors season so soon oh I liveeeeeee

01.01.2026 22:15 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Gay

24.11.2025 15:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my goodness happy birthday sweet baby!

10.11.2025 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sure cuomo lost but at least he was able to tell everyone that he is racist

05.11.2025 02:25 πŸ‘ 448 πŸ” 56 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0