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I run, play guitar and write software in rural-ish Massachusetts.

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Diabetic Woman Arrested by ICE Almost Died After Being Refused Insulin

Hanne Daguman said she "genuinely feared for [her] health" after being denied insulin, causing her to lose vision and collapse.

07.03.2026 13:04 πŸ‘ 309 πŸ” 139 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 38

This is low key the most fucked up and chickenshit depraved thing that’s happened so far, although the competition is fierce

07.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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DOJ releases Epstein files with accusations against Trump Over the course of four interviews in 2019, a woman told the FBI that Epstein and Trump sexually abused her in the 1980s.

β€œA DOJ source told the Miami Herald that agents found her to be credibleβ€”and that they would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying.”

@jkbjournalist.bsky.social bringing it home
www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...

07.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 3654 πŸ” 1540 πŸ’¬ 53 πŸ“Œ 66

Worth watching the whole clip, but purely in propaganda terms it seems to me, admittedly just an amateur observer when it comes to war fighting, that it may be useful to send the message to the 91+ million Iranian civilians that we are not trying to kill them.

07.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 3694 πŸ” 665 πŸ’¬ 281 πŸ“Œ 35
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Trump has privately shown serious interest in U.S. ground troops in Iran The president’s private comments have not focused on a large-scale ground invasion of Iran, but rather on the idea of a small contingent of U.S. troops that would be used for specific strategic purpos...

The American public is firmly against this conflict. Nobody wants another forever war.

Republicans must understand we won’t accept their rubber stamping endless wars, and any Democrats who are falling short need to understand we will hold them accountable: act.indivisible.org/sign/no-iran...

07.03.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 424 πŸ” 126 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 5

The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.

06.03.2026 12:52 πŸ‘ 18073 πŸ” 5035 πŸ’¬ 1318 πŸ“Œ 304
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β€œ.. National average gasoline price is now up by 10.8% over the past 4 days ... the only other time we've seen a larger increase was in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.”

- Schwab ⛽️

06.03.2026 12:23 πŸ‘ 915 πŸ” 386 πŸ’¬ 54 πŸ“Œ 33
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A DOJ source says FBI agents found the woman who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her as a child to be credible:

"They would not have interviewed her four times if they thought she was lying."

06.03.2026 16:40 πŸ‘ 2180 πŸ” 783 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 53

Which Battlefield game is this from?

06.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a construction worker's outfit. The other shows her in a police officer outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a nurse's outfit. The other shows her in an electrical worker's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a military outfit while riding aboat. The other shows her in a firefighter's outfit using a firehose.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

Two photos. One shows Kristi Noem in a Westernwear outfit. The other shows her in a police officer's outfit.

good news. kristi noem has already found eight new jobs

06.03.2026 06:12 πŸ‘ 14008 πŸ” 1968 πŸ’¬ 698 πŸ“Œ 234
"Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

"Trump Says 'I Guess' Americans Should Worry About Iran Retaliating on U.S. Soil: 'Like I Said, Some People Will Die'

Quite the headline from People.com

people.com/trump-says-i...

06.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 1684 πŸ” 501 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 141
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Historian here history first time as tragedy the second time as farce.

05.03.2026 14:11 πŸ‘ 6011 πŸ” 2123 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 123

Fetterman is such a racist piece of shit

05.03.2026 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno, I still wouldn't let him dogsit.

05.03.2026 17:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Documents Reveal a Web of Financial Ties Between Trump Officials and the Industries They Help Regulate ProPublica is releasing a trove of disclosure records that detail the finances of more than 1,500 Trump appointees, including former lobbyists, industry executives and at least a dozen officials who d...

"The documents reveal a web of financial ties between senior government officials and the industries they help regulate β€” relationships that have drawn scrutiny as Trump has dismantled ethics safeguards designed to prevent conflicts of interest." @coreygjohnson.bsky.social @shaw.al @bxroberts.org

05.03.2026 14:57 πŸ‘ 55 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Genuinely surprised that Dennis Miller had an entourage

05.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Documents Reveal a Web of Financial Ties Between Trump Officials and the Industries They Help Regulate ProPublica is releasing a trove of disclosure records that detail the finances of more than 1,500 Trump appointees, including former lobbyists, industry executives and at least a dozen officials who d...

NEW: ProPublica is releasing a trove of disclosure records that detail the finances of more than 1,500 Trump appointees, including former lobbyists, industry executives and at least a dozen officials who declined to identify former clients.

05.03.2026 13:00 πŸ‘ 1277 πŸ” 614 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 53
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β€˜Nazi heaven’: Inside Miami campus Republicans’ racist group chat The chat is the subject of a Florida International University police investigation.

The secretary of Miami-Dade County’s GOP started a group chat for conservative students β€” and within 3 weeks, it was filled with over 400 instances of the N-word, Nazi rhetoric and writings of "dozens of ways of violently killing Black people"

05.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 5533 πŸ” 2661 πŸ’¬ 284 πŸ“Œ 580

this one fucked me up so much. guy turns his life around after a drug conviction, becomes a happy, beloved, pet rescuing houseboat dad who undersells his mechanic services so poor folks can afford them. ICE grabs him one day out of the hospital for heart problems which then kill him. horrifying

02.03.2026 08:50 πŸ‘ 2202 πŸ” 863 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

04.03.2026 12:01 πŸ‘ 8512 πŸ” 1156 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 174

Really nicely put.

04.03.2026 20:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

seems bad

04.03.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 2915 πŸ” 892 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 110

I really wish reporters would ask him about his steroid use.

04.03.2026 15:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE.

Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very oftenβ€”and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

04.03.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 8316 πŸ” 2490 πŸ’¬ 98 πŸ“Œ 107
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WELCH: Mr. Yoho is also the husband of your former spokesperson, Tricia McLaughlin?

NOEM: Yes

WELCH: So your former assistant and her husband are the ones that got the DHS no bid contract for $143m. Any dispute about that?

NOEM: No.

03.03.2026 18:37 πŸ‘ 16859 πŸ” 6398 πŸ’¬ 972 πŸ“Œ 703
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Kash Patel’s latest firings ousted agents with expertise in Iran The FBI director gutted a specialized, global espionage unit of counterintelligence agents, just days before Operation Epic Fury.

When FBI Director Kash Patel fired a dozen FBI agents and staff last week for their role in the classified documents investigation of Donald Trump, he targeted an elite counter espionage unit that investigates threats from foreign adversaries and specializes in Iran www.ms.now/news/kash-pa...

03.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 2309 πŸ” 1012 πŸ’¬ 115 πŸ“Œ 129

I’m pretty sure this is an old Michael O’Donohue joke

03.03.2026 10:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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DHS admits it deported more than 80 DACA recipients β€œDreamers” who came to the U.S. as children are protected under U.S. law, so deportations of them are unusual.

"Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem acknowledged in the Feb. 11 letter that immigration officers detained as many as 261 recipients of Deferred Action for Child Arrivals, often referred to as Dreamers. Eighty-six of them were deported, Noem added." www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

03.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Everybody involved in this cover-up needs to be forced to resign and then prosecuted.

02.03.2026 21:46 πŸ‘ 287 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2
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We had a plan, but we blew up the plan.

02.03.2026 10:45 πŸ‘ 2425 πŸ” 683 πŸ’¬ 260 πŸ“Œ 103