Trump’s fake reason for the Canadian tariffs is because we’re bringing drugs over the US border.
You know, that drug, that Canada makes, that America just can’t get enough of it?
No, no that one. Not that one either.
Insulin.
Well HE did it, many are just suffering the consequences despite voting against him.
haha, good point.
Are you sick and tired of being an American? Well, print this off, attach it to a stick—and plant it on your lawn.
Start telling everyone you now identify as a Canadian
Your new pronouns: Oh / Eh
Now that’s how you have a peaceful and respectful transfer of power. 🇨🇦❤️
Canada exports $1.6 billion in toilet paper to the US.
*twists mustache evil maniacally…
Shit is about to get real 😆
I love that this piece went viral on Substack--and absolutely adore that Americans were cheering us Canuckleheads on. ♡
t’s so cold where I live in Canada that even our portapotty’s need winter coats.
To keep shit from freezing I guess.
Someone out there is holding their breath waiting for you to fail.
After 5 minutes without oxygen, humans can experience brain damage…let them hold it til you succeed.
While Canada takes most of what the Hungry Hungry Hypocrite says with a grain of salt and 5th of tequila, your threats of a northern takeover are irksome.
It went from the good-natured ribbing that our country is used to, to actual annexation aspirations.
But I have a solution for Genghis Don…
Dear Trump,
Thank you for your ‘kind’ offer to annex our country of Canada. But we are currently disinclined to acquiesce to your request.
That’s ‘fuck off’ in Polite.
~Sincerely, Canada
Yeah, because they deserve it. They’re better people than people.
This guy figured out the secret code to women—we just want giant blocks of cheese.
Scholastic book fairs were the ultimate in flexing that allowance and babysitting money.
Whoever does this is evil, and I like your style.
I just heard the most epic insult—"Well, aren’t you just a waste of 2 billion years of evolution”.
The grown up version of Go Fish is certainly an adjustment 😆
I’m desperately hoping Santa can fit this down the chimney that I don’t have.
One of the rare upsides of adulthood (otherwise it's a trap).
I figured out why all us meat sacks are wandering the earth, probably.
Right?!
Sigh, me too Jason...me too.
Awww...the Moochies.
These days there's far too many dicktim's out there pussyfooting about.
Awww look at that adorbs face!
It's a hard grind on social media. Mostly its shouting into the void to crickets. Occasionally something goes viral and you have no clue why.
She does! Which is funny cuz I bought it cuz it was on sale and the cutest one, not for the color.
