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Jesse Singal: “I don’t understand why all these experts with degrees keep disagreeing with me. So demoralizing. What could the explanation be??”

The news is awful but at least we get Mayor Pete back in his prime posting style: coming on once a day to say "War is defined as a conflict between two, or more, nations. It is often marked by violent disagreement. And speaking of in wars, soldiers are the word for what we call who fight in them."

Not a single one of these psychos cares even a little bit about the people being bombed. I hate them all

i got a spongebob tattoo and i retweet spongebob fan accounts all the time and i went on a podcast with a spongebob influencer and told him i loved his podcast and appreciated being on. but all of my friends will "freak out" if you say i like spongebob. and well, thats basically just, totally normal

“Local Mom Stupid”

Always a nice surprise to find a restaurant in Seattle that is actually serving Restaurant and not Hotel Bar or Museum Cafeteria

Not the central part of the issue, for sure, but another reason they're coming after trans athletes is to dismantle and delegitimize women's sports in general. The agenda includes eventual imprisonment of women in the home. Has nothing to do with the love of sports, but that's obvious

The latest Snatch Game patch completely nerfed the fictional character meta

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

I think… I think I may have done something really bad

Searched for "butt hole" on Letterboxd to see if there were any movies with butt hole in the title and it gave me a movie called Boot Hill

Definitely not thinking of that video where the horse eats the baby chick right now

Refreshed the feed and nobody has said anything about the Dunkin donuts ad yet so I assume we are all busy killing ourselves

I’m one of the dumbasses in the army saluting the Super Bowl

God gave celebrities ten fingers so we can cut one off every time they do a commercial

I've decided to start believing that Brandi Carlile looks like Rhys Nicholson and I'm not gonna look up any pictures to check if I'm right.

Scrolling the after dark feed to see what kind of phone cases everyone has

Read the first two books of the His Dark Materials series wondering the whole time why Christians were so weird about the series and then the third book comes in like,

"Hello. I am an angel from the bible. I am gay now.
God does not exist and I need your help to kill him."

Nothing makes me root harder against a queen than air guitaring during a lip sync

Trials for every ICE member.

Duck Duck Go image search for Darkwing Duck. The duck duck go logo is dressed as Darkwing Duck.

Duck Duck Go image search for Donald Duck. The duck duck go logo is dressed as Donald Duck.

Duck Duck Go image search for Duck Dodgers. The duck duck go logo is dressed as Duck Dodgers.

Duck Duck Go image search for Daisy Duck. The duck duck go duck is not dressed as Daisy Duck because the people in duck duck go duck's life have not done a good job of making him feel secire and loved.

Found an easter egg where if you search for cartoon ducks on Duck Duck Go it will change the logo to dress up as them, but only the boy ducks because the Duck Duck Go duck being a boy is something we all know and care about.

I've been saying Darlene's cow looks like Darkwing Duck all week and then this episode opens with someone saying Briar looks like Darkwing Duck

Seasonal Depression crying in front of the fireplace listening to Visions of Gideon because I told them I just have Regular Depression again

My body is a machine that turns disease into guilt 💪😎

I don't want to jinx it, but it looks like the local bear bar might make it a full two weeks without posting AI on their Instagram 🤞

The pluribus is coming and everybody’s jumping

Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*

I always forget how much of a dirt-bag holiday New Years Eve is. Walking around Seattle the other night was like being in an Arkham game only instead of the Joker's goons it's every active Snapchat user in western Washington.