Tom

All of my morning meetings got cancelled

a woman in a black dress and pearl necklace is sitting in front of a fireplace and saying oops . ALT: a woman in a black dress and pearl necklace is sitting in front of a fireplace and saying oops .

Accidentally got day drunk

Violently hungover

Hey it’s Billie Eilish

Streets plowed and sidewalks clear the day after a blizzard. Another glorious day in Mamdanistan!

Feels extremely unnatural to have to work today

Was lusting after a m*n BAD and then stumbled across his TikTok’s and got immediate and irreversible ICK

One like and I’ll go to the liquor store

a stuffed animal is running through a muddy field with smoke coming out of it . ALT: a stuffed animal is running through a muddy field with smoke coming out of it .

Going to Whole Foods the day before a blizzard fighting for my fucking life

Good evening

Absolutely!

MacArthur Park winning a gold medal IKTR

While he was schemin, I was beamin in the Beamer just beamin

a woman is sitting on a couch with her arms outstretched and saying enough . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch with her arms outstretched and saying enough .

Like how much more are we supposed to suffer

Addicted to following every gay person on earth on Instagram after having one drop of alcohol

Those monkeys that beat up Punch better watch their fucking backs

a woman is sitting on a couch and saying `` not in my world . ALT: a woman is sitting on a couch and saying `` not in my world .

White Feather Hawk Tail Deer Hunter

Day drinking ❤️

Shakespeare

Opening Gr*ndr while getting my prep bloodwork done

Like truly gonna be dancing like Nicole Kidman at Basement

Genuinely scared of the person I’m gonna become on the first 60° day