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Zeichnung eines Oktopus mit Socken an den Armen. Text: SOCKTOPUS

Zeichnung eines Oktopus mit Socken an den Armen. Text: SOCKTOPUS


Zeichnung eines Oktopus mit E-Gitarre . Text: ROCKTOPUS

Zeichnung eines Oktopus mit E-Gitarre . Text: ROCKTOPUS

Zeichnung eines Oktopus mit Heißgetränk. Text: GROGTOPUS

Zeichnung eines Oktopus mit Heißgetränk. Text: GROGTOPUS

Zeichnung eines Oktopus in Form einer Dampflo. Text: LOKTOPUS

Zeichnung eines Oktopus in Form einer Dampflo. Text: LOKTOPUS

Achtung albern ⚠️

22.02.2026 16:30 👍 419 🔁 85 💬 14 📌 1

Und dann geht man nach den Tagen zwischen den Jahren online um herauszufinden, man ist schon wieder Hintergrund in einem schlechten amerikanischen Actionfilm.

03.01.2026 10:28 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Alexander Skarsgård as ‘Murderbot’ | CNN Skarsgård stars in the title role as a security robot that hacks its programming, and loves soap operas. Rick Damigella reports.

www.cnn.com/2025/05/13/e...

18.05.2025 20:36 👍 294 🔁 26 💬 17 📌 0
This is me with the cast on the hopper set, in front of the viewport, with the green screen behind it. From left to right: Akshay Khanna as Ratthi, Tamara Podemski as Bharadwaj, David Dastmalchian as Gurathin, Noma Dumezweni as Mensah, Alexander Skarsgård as Murderbot, Sabrina Wu as Pin-Lee, Tattiawna Jones as Arada

This is me with the cast on the hopper set, in front of the viewport, with the green screen behind it. From left to right: Akshay Khanna as Ratthi, Tamara Podemski as Bharadwaj, David Dastmalchian as Gurathin, Noma Dumezweni as Mensah, Alexander Skarsgård as Murderbot, Sabrina Wu as Pin-Lee, Tattiawna Jones as Arada

Cast again, some not in their full costumes, right after they had done a run-through of a scene before filming. We got to sit in the hopper while they did the run-through and it was awesome.

Cast again, some not in their full costumes, right after they had done a run-through of a scene before filming. We got to sit in the hopper while they did the run-through and it was awesome.

Couple more photos from the #murderbot set visit. More info in the alt text:

10.04.2025 12:41 👍 1439 🔁 177 💬 58 📌 1
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen

09.04.2025 06:33 👍 91079 🔁 28403 💬 885 📌 1329

Oh my word.

"Come out of the water, please? I'll have sex with you, if you come out."

Really? REALLY?!

HABT IHR LACK GESOFFEN?

16.03.2025 13:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And what's with the self-insert millionaire man child?

Also, have you ever interacted with a woman in a meaningful way? I mean... as a person?

16.03.2025 13:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

After watching for a bit, I agree: That movie DID vote for Trump.

I mean, it's a creature feature, I don't expect much except for a cool big creature that kills people.

But maybe a little bit of plausibility for your dialogues? And characters that are actually likeable?

16.03.2025 12:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watching Placid Lake on Netflix, because we're both sick.

My wife looking at the date: That film is so old it would have voted for Trump.

16.03.2025 12:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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Art by Ron Walotsky for Destiny’s End by Tim Sullivan, 1987

07.02.2025 01:59 👍 222 🔁 31 💬 0 📌 0
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Conni- und Pixi-Zeichnerin Eva Wenzel-Bürger gestorben Im Alter von 92 Jahren ist die Kinderbuchillustratorin gestorben.

Conni- und Pixi-Zeichnerin Eva Wenzel-Bürger gestorben #Bücher #Illustration

07.02.2025 16:45 👍 51 🔁 10 💬 1 📌 2

Wenn die 96j Patientin mit den Worten:

"Ich werde mein Kreuz in zwei Wochen so setzen, dass Ihre Kinder nicht meine Kindheit erleben müssen"

den Raum verlässt, dann brauche ich um 9h morgens die erste Pause, weil ich in Tränen ausbreche.

07.02.2025 07:58 👍 2462 🔁 555 💬 40 📌 10

Es waren heute mehr Menschen auf der Straße, um gegen Rechtsruck zu demonstrieren, als die CDU Mitglieder hat.

08.02.2025 17:05 👍 3964 🔁 807 💬 42 📌 23

In der Schule hat man uns jahrelang eingetrichtert, was wir tun müssen, um zu verhindern, dass der Faschismus zurück kehrt. Dass Medien und Politik uns ignorieren, wenn wir zu Millionen auf die Straßen gehen, haben sie nicht gesagt.

08.02.2025 21:09 👍 3715 🔁 801 💬 45 📌 17

Artist shoutout to @xavierill.bsky.social for this spectacular dragon, our cover image. You've probably seen parts of it, but here it is in its full glory!

He's brilliant to work with and has a few commission slots left! 🔥🔥🔥

06.02.2025 15:57 👍 15 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0
A digital illustration of a fae depicted wearing brightly patterned and bold, loose clothes with turquoise jewellery

A digital illustration of a fae depicted wearing brightly patterned and bold, loose clothes with turquoise jewellery

The Picasso Bug

05.02.2025 17:43 👍 5590 🔁 1505 💬 48 📌 11
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“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion”

From the new Private Eye, out now.

06.02.2025 18:30 👍 14173 🔁 3102 💬 137 📌 123
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🐾🐾🤍.

06.02.2025 15:09 👍 1474 🔁 308 💬 12 📌 19
Zwei Bilder zu MacBeth

Zwei Bilder zu MacBeth

MacBeth, Ntlive.

Kostüme, Musik, Tennant: Super
Regieentscheidungen: Eigenwillig - ich glaub ich mag MacBeth mit Fourth Wall und über zwei Stunden lieber...

Und das Stück öfter sehen hilft auch so gar nicht um zu verstehen, wie zur Hölle die schottische Thronfolge funktionieren soll 👑🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🤔

06.02.2025 21:13 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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#wip 🐈‍⬛

30.01.2025 20:00 👍 548 🔁 46 💬 4 📌 2
A writer leans back on her chair, scrolling on her phone with a cat in her lap and her feet on her desk. A message has popped up on her laptop “How’s that new draft coming along”

The writer thinks “Every time I slack off, I get an email from my editor. How does she know that I'm not working?”

Behind the writer is a window with long curtains. We can see a pair of woman’s feet protruding from the bottom of the left hand curtain.

A writer leans back on her chair, scrolling on her phone with a cat in her lap and her feet on her desk. A message has popped up on her laptop “How’s that new draft coming along” The writer thinks “Every time I slack off, I get an email from my editor. How does she know that I'm not working?” Behind the writer is a window with long curtains. We can see a pair of woman’s feet protruding from the bottom of the left hand curtain.

My cartoon for this week’s @theguardian.com books.

18.01.2025 10:35 👍 968 🔁 161 💬 12 📌 11
06.10.2024 21:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Panel one:
"A book must be an axe for the frozen sea within us." says Franz Kafka. 
He looks solemn, and holds up a finger to show that he is serious.

Panel two:
The publishers across the table say "That's all very well, Franz. But we commissioned a board book for toddlers".

Panel three:
"And here it is!" Kafka answers proudly, holding up a colourful book. It is titled "Choppy Helps out" and shows a cute axe with a friendly face (presumably Choppy) and his friend, a frozen, smiling sea.

note: Herr Kafka gave me the manuscript for "Choppy Helps Out!" on the undertanding that I destroyed it after his death. I could not bring myself to do so. If you are a publisher and interested in purchasing the rights, please contact me via my website.

Panel one: "A book must be an axe for the frozen sea within us." says Franz Kafka. He looks solemn, and holds up a finger to show that he is serious. Panel two: The publishers across the table say "That's all very well, Franz. But we commissioned a board book for toddlers". Panel three: "And here it is!" Kafka answers proudly, holding up a colourful book. It is titled "Choppy Helps out" and shows a cute axe with a friendly face (presumably Choppy) and his friend, a frozen, smiling sea. note: Herr Kafka gave me the manuscript for "Choppy Helps Out!" on the undertanding that I destroyed it after his death. I could not bring myself to do so. If you are a publisher and interested in purchasing the rights, please contact me via my website.

A book must be an axe for the frozen sea within us - Kafka.

(My cartoon for today’s Guardian books.)

05.10.2024 09:04 👍 2526 🔁 661 💬 33 📌 25

Watching #Twister (1996) in dierect comparison to #Twisters (2024).

15 minutes exposition: all characters are introduced AND already characterised a bit, the stakes are set including 3 interpersonal conflicts!
I mean, part of it is probably nostalgia.
But at least this one has oneliners.

05.10.2024 10:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Thank god we didn't watch it in the cinema. Waste of money. #Twisters (I mean, we wasted money, but not as much.)

04.10.2024 22:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Oh my gosh and now, in the last 30 minutes, youbwanna gonfor a second love interest... Why? No one asked for the first one!
#Twisters

04.10.2024 22:26 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Last third ot the movie, and now she is quirky girl. It's better than nothing girl I guess.
And the whole vibe of the movie changes suddenly. WTF
#Twisters

04.10.2024 22:22 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The main character is magic trauma girl, but has no personality. There are like 14 people there and all are shitty, except for the reporter. I don't care about any of them. Gawd, the Helen Hunt movie at least had characters.
#Twisters

04.10.2024 21:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Team von 7 Leuten, darunter 2 Frauen. Team von 8 Leuten, darunter 1 Frau.
Leute, #Twisters macht es nicht besser als der damals in den 90ern. Nur warvder lustiger.

04.10.2024 21:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Watching #TerminatorZero:
Terminator's knee gives out on escalator.

Wife: We're over 40, we feel you.

(The show is pretty good btw.)

07.09.2024 18:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0