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Saturday March 7, 3:35 p.m. ET – Para Ice Hockey: Group B preliminary round | Canada vs. Slovakia #sledhockey #paralympics

So -- I know Team USA is good, and that the host country has an automatic buy into the tournament, but... Italy, you'd best put more money into developing your para sports. That was embarrassing.

Thank you! I’ll look forward to him in 2028

Canadians, do you know whether any former Humboldt Broncos players are on your Olympic sled team? I’m trying to see if Ryan Stratschnitzki is on it, I know he plays sled.

Ok USA folks. Do you love your country’s hockey team? USA v Italy sled hockey is at 11:05 am ET today. 💪🏼 #paralympics

Rewatching Czechia v Japan sled. Ito is a hell of a player. He SWITCHES HANDS on the breakaway to send the puck in goofy, and that is crazeballs. #sledhockey #paralympics

Three hockey games today!!

2026 Winter Paralympics: Full schedule, TV, streaming for every event The 2026 Winter Paralympics are underway. Here's a look at the full schedule for every event with Milan and Cortina as hosts, including how to watch.

I'm catching up on Paralympics this weekend! If you wanna see the schedule it's here: sports.yahoo.com/articles/202...

SILVER FOR CANADA 🇨🇦

NATALIE WILKIE WINS CANADA’S SECOND MEDAL AT THE PARALYMPICS

Wilkie wins silver in the women’s para biathlon sprint standing event. It’s her EIGHTH Paralympic medal. One of Canada’s flag bearers for these Games. Outstanding.

I woke up punchy. I’m so sick of these motherfuckers and their bombs and their rapes and their violence.

We could be happy. We could have nice things like healthcare and childcare and UBI. It actually wouldn’t be that hard.

i was the "answers phone with fart noise" sorry i'll try to take these seriously going forward

No

Get ‘em, baby girl.

Uncheeries your Os

QUIT BRINGING YOUR UNFINISHED BUSINESS ENERGY TO TAMPA. ONE LOSS TO THE AVS IN THE FINAL WAS PLENTY.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26

NO - 41%
YES - 38%
UNSURE - 21%

It’s the journey!!! Or else why watch the regular season!!!

“A request for a restraining order shows Palacios’ ex-wife also accused him of assault, pressuring her for sex, and kicking in a door in her home.”

Also “why is this grocery store DJ playing banger after banger?”

corey perry for a second-round pick. i am ready to say the economy is collapsing

It always annoys me that sports are about some final conclusion. Why can't every incremental victory matter just as much, damnit? And having it all reset every summer? It's like groundhog day.

there should be a corey perry rule: he only gets to go to a team *once* goddamnit

it's almost like jon cooper really likes 2nd place

This is what I get for being nice to Julien for most of the year

A 2nd for Perry ugh

OR does Coop want to get as far as the cup final and lose? seriously my guy, are you settling for silver again

Why do we need to have him back? Do we want to get as far as the cup final and then lose?

Agree. Let’s throw AI in there too.

Uh oh. Man I want the trust busters of the 1930s back.

Was it one of those hostile takeover, money is everything type situations with Embracer?

Founder Mike Richardson out at Dark Horse after 40 years After 40 years, Dark Horse founder and CEO Mike Richardson has exited the company, reportedly in a move to "modernize and strengthen" the company

@adampknave.com I just heard this news. Crazy! www.comicsbeat.com/founder-mike...