BrexitPirates - Shadow Secretary of the Lost Property Office

We had to accept parchment as a substitute for toilet paper at school...

Shhh!

Born to the role... 😁

He's got a shovel...

You're in a very cunty mood this evening.
Heartily approve 😁

What could possibly go wrong... 😁

Yes.
Err...

So I hear you're an orca now, Trigger...

Often overlooked... 🤣

The picture of pretending to be innocent...

The feature-length version of Goodnight Sweetheart...

His fantasies are becoming more deranged...

Gives fungus the bogeyman a whole new meaning...

Have you been to Solihull?

I thought you'd been sentenced to community disservice...

Though you'd have gone for something like wife-swapping or indecent exposure. Both also quintessentially English.*
*If you ask the French...

I'm only surprised it took so long in what is reputed to be among the most violent prisons in England.

Campaign seeks 50 objects to ‘take the heat’ out of Englishness debate Billy Bragg, Caroline Lucas and Kojo Koram among those encouraging people to share cultural artefacts

What would you add?
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

Trump blocks FBI terror threat alert linked to Iran war Top Trump officials ordered it placed on hold over concerns that it could show the domestic risk of the war and further erode public support.

White House blocks intelligence report warning of rising U.S. homeland terror threat linked to Iran war

Can someone explain to me why Trump says Ukraine is being unreasonable?

Spain’s PM “They say Spain is alone.”

“But they’re the same people who said that when we recognized the State of Palestine and then many followed.”

“We are not alone. We are the first of many.”

UK recruiter emerges from insolvency for third time, avoiding millions owed in tax Hampshire business seems to have benefited from ‘phoenixism’, which costs the taxpayer about £800m a year

We seriously need to overhaul company law to make individual persons of significant control personally liable.
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

🤣🤣🤣

Labour accuses Badenoch of scoring ‘cheap political points’ over Iran strikes Defence minister urges ‘serious politics’ after Tory leader criticises prime minister’s stance at spring conference

This, Kemi, is why Starmer is PM and you are not.
Whatever his failings, he (like the sane and decent among us) are indeed too scared to enter definitively into a war that was started illegally and may lead to a global conflict from which we cannot roll back.
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

While he's busy claiming to help Iranians "rise up against their oppressors", he's missed the shift in Americans rising up against theirs...

Now if only one of them would lick a plug socket...

Nigel Farage has finally 'discovered' coercive control. ™©2026 Not in the women’s refuges. Not in the DA stats for his own constituencies...

politicalsatirical.substack.com/p/nigel-fara...

There’s an awful lot of children that wouldn’t have been molested and abused if Trump hadn’t pardoned all the Jan 6th Insurrectionists, almost as if paedophiles stick together or something.

Trump accused of 'hitting schoolgirl who refused to perform sex act' The documents reveal an unidentified woman told FBI agents shortly after Epstein's arrest for sex trafficking in 2019 she was assaulted by Epstein and Mr Trump (both pictured) as a teen in the 1980s.

"Trump accused of 'hitting schoolgirl who refused to perform sex act'."

Accused in Epstein files finally released while the eyes of Americans and the world are on his war against Iran.

Timing that's a coincidence or conspiracy?

mol.im/a/15622635

when even spoons has had enough of your flagshagging nonsense and racist rhetoric