Dog Eggs

jerk off motion is just so versatile, it's always relevant

they're doing me bulgogi style (I don't know what that means)

"benis" is this anything?

I'm shooting bullets out of my pussy

this dude is rocking mom ass

you're getting a Dell, fucko

a message to all my haters: I get it

they're smoking your ass in chat, absolutely slapping it, licking it even

engaging in some good old fashioned scream play

Do a crap 🫵😎

filling my life with "things" and having a good time

absolutely obliterating a biological creature with my orbital launched hypersonic kill vehicle and kinetic impactor

bro you're glitching out, your textures aren't loading, your polygons are all fucked

I like it a lot, I tell ya hwhat

I feel smelt

ANNUAL RELATIONS

Muckle, and I can't stress this enough, Juckson

even clippy? I hate you for that

you must use physical force, children are quite small and weak

the promises of AI are improving

nature is healing

they should call Iraq and Iran "Iranq" so that way we wouldn't have to change the titles of our opinion pieces every 5-10 years

better than normal

I can feel it in my ass

waiting for the easter bunny to feed me his delicious cum eggs

just gotta wait another 17 years and then I'm good

lubing my clit for the long and arduous journey ahead

"AND 1" I scream into the toilet after I drop a turd and get a little splashback

what are y'all doing? sleeping with your silly plate hats on?

those motherfucking goats are on my motherfucking dog again