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You should try the swimming as I bet it wouldn't actually make that much difference; you might just have to work slightly harder and I don't see any problem with that... (For legal reasons: Take all reasonable safety precautions though.)

04.03.2026 09:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Great that Sir authorises such purchases for you!

28.02.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you can't really ride a bike with it on?

27.02.2026 17:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah, they're incredible! But my pedantic brain might never get past the fact that their whole branding is built on the foundation of a mistranslation of what I think should be "stop moving" ๐Ÿ˜ญ

26.02.2026 09:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is EXACTLY why (and when) you need to try the sheer nut!

25.02.2026 10:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the bb not working out for you?

25.02.2026 10:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pointy edges for trapping skin though? ๐Ÿ˜ญ

25.02.2026 10:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd say that's a problem for future-you to solve. Present-you should just focus on the cleanness and completeness of using a breakaway nut, and not resist the fact you can't stop thinking about it!

24.02.2026 08:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, and I agree. I don't imagine it will be easy...

22.02.2026 12:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can we get you signed up to be in an upcoming batch of testers for beltbolt ? I think that would be a good start.

22.02.2026 12:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Feeling very inclined to take that as an invitation

22.02.2026 11:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Denial is what we're here for. You included, I'm quite sure!

22.02.2026 10:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They're working very hard to make it practical. And if I was in charge (I recognise that I'm not, here, but just sharing in case anyone cares) I'd want to punish the pillow-humping regardless of whether it achieves anything! ๐Ÿคฉ๐Ÿ”ฅ

22.02.2026 10:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Painful too?

22.02.2026 10:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

An added BeltBolt to detect and savagely punish swelling/arousal inside, or gyrating movements outside, and that could all be put an end to! @beltbolt.co.uk

20.02.2026 23:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Incredible! Looks nice and uncomfy! ๐Ÿฅฐ

18.02.2026 16:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I sent you a link by DM to download all the video files directly but it will expire soon. Do you want another link, or did that method not work for you?

16.02.2026 11:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Valentype Day

www.typeforme.net/task/5c7ae4d...

14.02.2026 11:18 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That worked well with a very wide steel catheter welded to the cage. I guess smaller bore catheters will be too small to do that really.

13.02.2026 12:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Roll up a tiny, long piece of toilet paper and feed it up to absorb residues. Remove quickly so it doesn't start to disintegrate when wet

13.02.2026 12:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'll think about how I can do it. I wasn't planning to put it on here but maybe I can do that too.

10.02.2026 08:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I expect you'd like me to show you how you can double stuff (overfill) a snorkel parka or a bomber jacket.

www.instagram.com/s/aGlnaGxpZ2...

09.02.2026 11:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So you voted for Trump because.. Democrats like to kill babies, are pro crime, fund abortions, throw open the borders, give free money to everyone who wants it, give free health care to immigrants, and send your child home a different gender.
Well played, considering not one of those things is true.

29.01.2026 16:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 623 ๐Ÿ” 117 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Oh yeah... I remember the speech now you come to mention it... ๐Ÿ™„

27.01.2026 18:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Germany here. Are you guys serious that in the USA one of your former presidents is credited with bringing down the Berlin Wall?!!! ๐Ÿคฏ

27.01.2026 17:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 40 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Welcome to Germany by the way!

27.01.2026 11:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why not? Why wouldn't you protest this shit?

27.01.2026 10:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh apologies for my assumption. You always talk about it in quite happy terms and it feels like it's never in terms of have-to or must, and that you can change to another cage at will. The thought of someone (so handsome) that isn't exactly always the sub, being kept caged is very hot!

24.01.2026 11:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, one more question: how is pissing with it? I've had different experiences with sounds and tubes, sometimes they actually make the flow neater. But the surprise hydraulic effect, when the flow stops and air is sucked around the outside of the tube, was always agony!

22.01.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fuck, that's incredible. Is yours from Fancy Steel or did Behind Barz do one to fit their device? Love the thought that you're going to be in it more and more! Even if it is mostly voluntary (right?)

22.01.2026 22:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0