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ROGAN: “It’s overwhelming me. Too much fucking madness. We’re about to go to war with Iran. What are these files? How far does this go? What is happening?”

Wait til joe rogan finds out he helped get Trump elected 🤷🏼

22.02.2026 16:52 👍 5094 🔁 1066 💬 521 📌 133
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IT WAS A JOKE referring to the hilarious NYT Pitchbot! I will go back to my huffing paint, as well as being a silent female who just watches everyone else post. My bad for attempting to join in. Lesson learned. Have a FABULOUS day, kind sir!!!

18.12.2025 15:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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18.12.2025 15:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

As I told the kind gentleman above, It was a joke referring to how the NYT always circles things back to Biden, as in “here’s why that’s bad for Biden,” or “here’s why that’s bad for Democrats.” I forgot humor is undetectable on this platform. I’ll go back to huffing my paint now. 🙄

18.12.2025 15:17 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It was a joke referring to how the NYT always circles things back to Biden, as in “here’s why that’s bad for Biden,” or “here’s why that’s bad for Democrats.” Sorry to have offended you so. I’ll go back to huffing my paint now. 🙄

18.12.2025 15:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That guy sounds like something straight outta NY Times Pitchbot.

18.12.2025 04:55 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trump didn’t exactly refute the “personality of an alcoholic” allegations tonight

18.12.2025 02:51 👍 5436 🔁 685 💬 126 📌 24

I’m sure Jake Tapper is working on his book about this aged man with diminished mental capacity, right? RIGHT?!

18.12.2025 02:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
13.09.2025 13:53 👍 231 🔁 43 💬 14 📌 0

Tylenol/autism stuff is bad for many reasons, but it will be used to push the idea that pregnant people shouldn't have pain relief. Women's pain is already dismissed.

05.09.2025 20:49 👍 2462 🔁 511 💬 13 📌 36

Surely Jake Tapper is working on a book about this? And the media will relentlessly cover it, as they did after Biden’s debate performance?

28.08.2025 13:46 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
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@govpressoffice-m.bsky.social is my fave:

14.08.2025 23:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For a President, he sure doesn’t know much about anything.

05.08.2025 23:33 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I bet he’ll do it with women, too. For several years, women have been enrolling in college and earning degrees in higher numbers than men. And of course he’ll think that’s DEI, with women being the weaker sex and all. 🙄

31.07.2025 14:59 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Those are certainly numbers.

23.07.2025 01:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Gotta keep our eyes on the pizza data…

bsky.app/profile/pizz...

16.07.2025 23:49 👍 72 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 0
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If I were Ghislane, I’d have been singing like a bird a loooong time ago!

14.07.2025 17:04 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m sure he “did his own research.” 🫠

13.07.2025 14:57 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m disappointed she didn’t ask him about sunbathing (a la Peter Doocy).

13.07.2025 14:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

ThAnK YoU FoR YoUr AtTeNtiOn To tHiS MaTtEr!

13.07.2025 01:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Among many other things, I hate his weird neck tick thing he does.

11.07.2025 19:28 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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a close up of a man in a green elf costume smelling like beef and cheese . ALT: a close up of a man in a green elf costume smelling like beef and cheese .

I bet it smells like beef and cheese.

30.06.2025 23:35 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So when Trump proposes a $1k account for each newborn, it’s brilliant. When Mamdani proposes a basket, it’s socialism.

25.06.2025 18:03 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

He once heard someone he thought was smart/powerful say it, so now he thinks if he says it, it makes him smart/powerful. 🙄

23.06.2025 02:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Covfefe

23.06.2025 00:47 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The word “earned” is doing some heavy lifting there.

21.06.2025 21:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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18.06.2025 13:07 👍 2330 🔁 433 💬 180 📌 67

Why does he always include “thank you for your attention to this matter?” 🙄

17.06.2025 16:44 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Do NOT apologize for this amazingness! This is exciting! You deserve every success. 😘

16.06.2025 22:05 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

So do they all have to wear orange makeup now? Is that a new rule?

16.06.2025 22:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0