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Joe Bain

@ohcripes

Lead programmer and founder of Hairy Heart Games. http://hairyheart.games

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Just that feeling of hectic panic distilled into a GBA. Sadly lost my copy but I still have the box and the memories.

06.03.2026 17:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That would be a sight

06.03.2026 17:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Have you got your ticket for #GIGF26 yet? We’d love to see you there! 🎟️

Grab yours today ⊹₊ ݁.
glasgowindiegamesfest.org/links/

#indiegames #glasgowgames #glasgowindiegames

06.03.2026 12:43 👍 14 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 0

I’m expecting towering synths with a forest of patch cables. Ought to be pretty good!

06.03.2026 09:58 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I think it’ll do ok, it’s europhillic and sincere and I like his energy. The song itself is a bit meh though. Needs a screeching keytar solo around 2.40.

06.03.2026 09:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Always good to see a fellow digidrive enthusiast!

06.03.2026 09:40 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

There’s no accounting for taste

05.03.2026 23:47 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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Pigeon Hunter Steam playtest now live!

Come join the fun, help us find pigeons AND bugs. All art was hand drawn by my mum, 100% human made.

If you enjoyed playing, don't forget to wishlist!

store.steampowered.com/app/3917020/...

#indiegames #hiddenobjectgames #gamedev #noai

04.03.2026 13:10 👍 18 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

So yeah, I think at least for now coding is not yet "solved". Although I am looking forward to my retirement by the seaside so I hope they hurry up with solving it. As long as they can also solve captialism and inequality while they're at it.

04.03.2026 13:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

But these things still fall down at simple hurdles and get completely stuck. They really seem to lack actual reasoning so there's no ability to properly interrogate a problem. They just keep spitting out plausible replies.

04.03.2026 13:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Used up all my credits in the process, and probably boiled a small pond. I had been dead impressed by the first 24 hours as it spat out quite an impressive thing on the first go. And it was able to do a few small revisions fairly accurately.

04.03.2026 13:20 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Every 6 months or so I do a proper test of AI coding tools to see if I'm about to replaced by the machine. I spent nearly a full day encouraging Claude Code to fix a small bug. Finally went in the code to see for myself and it was a single line fix, which I had already suggested to the robot.

04.03.2026 13:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Half Minotaur is just a cow I suppose? 😂

03.03.2026 20:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The funny thing is it’s covered in an elaborate timeline for an experimental play, written by a previous occupant. I’ve never invested in any chalk or erasers. 😧

03.03.2026 19:56 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I feel like I have 100 different devkits and VR helmets to constantly plug in and unplug so I just gave up on management. Embrace the chaos 😎

03.03.2026 19:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is where… man how are you all so tidy?

03.03.2026 16:11 👍 15 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 1
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

28.02.2026 15:54 👍 10274 🔁 2806 💬 92 📌 136
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Speed Dates is no feeble full-motion video game – it’s a bold art film | Dominik Diamond With original dialogue in Turkish, this shuffling of potential partners in a sequence of meaningless encounters ranks with the finest auteur movies

“This makes no sense until I realise this is obviously a homage to French New Wave cinema.” Fantastic review of the subversive Speed Dates - Winter Edition.

www.theguardian.com/games/2026/f...

28.02.2026 09:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Submissions are . ݁₊⊹OPEN⊹₊ ݁.

We can’t wait to get our hands on your wonderful games 💖

Submissions are open from today until May 1st, here’s the link:
glasgowindiegamesfest.org/links/

What are you waiting for? Submit your indie games .✦ ݁˖TODAY˖ ݁✦.

#GIGF26 #indiegames #glasgowgames

27.02.2026 12:00 👍 34 🔁 27 💬 0 📌 3
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In a few hours, I will randomly select someone who reposted to win an exclusive Steam key for our upcoming game: After the Wane, a breathtaking visual novel featuring rotoscoping.

👉 store.steampowered.com/app/2742720/...

#GameDev #IndieDev #Animation #Gaming 🎮

25.02.2026 09:46 👍 27 🔁 16 💬 2 📌 1
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Giant secures $8m to expand AI-powered storytelling for children AI-powered storytelling platform Giant has raised $8 million to scale and expand its interactive offerings for kids.

Oh great, telling stories to children is such a chore, I'm glad AI can do that now so I can spend more time grovelling at the feet of tech billionaires for scraps.

www.pocketgamer.biz/giant-secure...

24.02.2026 16:27 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

… so much better than just installing software on an actual server and uploading a few files.

24.02.2026 15:34 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

and then just figure out how to read logs from your failed deploy, and check the correct config files got built, but the file system is transient so you can’t actually check, and, and, and, and

24.02.2026 15:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

and you’re not hosting your code on something other than github, and actually it doesn’t always work with github either,

24.02.2026 15:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

and where their config tools differ from dockers suggested config style, and the make sure you have the right version of docker which supports the commands you’re using, and you’re containers are running on the right architecture,

24.02.2026 15:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

trawling though the dockerfile documentation then learn how compose files stomp all over that, then figure out how your particular cloud provider handles containers, and how their proprietary tools for uploading images works,

24.02.2026 15:34 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Docker is great. I can configure a server stack and know that it will run the same way in production. All you have to do is spend endless hours

24.02.2026 15:34 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Poster for 'Glasgow Indie Games fest. Talks! Games! Music! 11-12th July' Lots of cute little guys and bugs surrounded by a 'paper prototyping' style

Poster for 'Glasgow Indie Games fest. Talks! Games! Music! 11-12th July' Lots of cute little guys and bugs surrounded by a 'paper prototyping' style

It's happening!! 🚨Tickets are on sale for GIGF 2026🚨

Join us July 11th+12th for two full days of games! talks! music!

glasgowindiegamesfest.org/links

More #IndieGames, unreleased games, weird games and alt-control games from the most talented developers from Scotland and around the world 🌸

20.02.2026 12:28 👍 38 🔁 20 💬 2 📌 6
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The future of public game arts festivals and non-commercial games culture Discoursing about public games events / the shrinking non-commercial game festival space around the world (and in Australia)

new blog post: The future of public game arts festivals and non-commercial games culture, with notes on @free-play.bsky.social / indie games events around the world www.blog.radiator.debacle.us/2026/02/the-...

12.02.2026 23:21 👍 158 🔁 48 💬 5 📌 8