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13.03.2026 13:59
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Secretary of Headline Suggestion.
I could sell him some intelligence. Seems like he needs it.
No one, of course, will bother to ask John Thune about this. He will continue to get complete free passes as to why he is allowing the Constitution to be trampled every day & actively participating in the foot stomping. Other choices, as always, remain readily available to enterprising journalists.
New research published in Nature, analysing 33,000 fish populations across the Northern Hemisphere, found that fish biomass declines by around 7.2% for every 0.1°C increase in seabed temperature per decade. In some cases, losses reached nearly 20% in a single year.
a propos of ersatz feminists, your Baaari Weisscast is so good I discussed it in therapy today.
That's about half of what it cost for USAID for a whole year www.nytimes.com/live/2026/03...
Experiencing synchronized and instant mitochondrial death across my entire body as I accidentally remind myself that the full line was “nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen, but with Tylenol, don’t take it”
The 2026 National Science Foundation budget is $8.75 Billion.
We all are losing it! I’m sure it’s fine!
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Took me a second to get this. it because at first I thought you were making a Bon Iver joke of some kind.
This is both remarkable and totally unsurprising.
Here’s a person Trump hired to advise him on war and peace (though realistically probably just war) who has absolutely no idea what the Constitution says on the topic.
Hard to capture Idiocracy more perfectly than this clip. Heaven help us.
This thread is BONKERS.
A DOGE staffer assigned to the National Endowment for the Humanities to flag grants for "DEI" tries to explain what "DEI" is. This deposition is part of a lawsuit by the @acls1919.bsky.social, @historians.org and @modernlanguage.bsky.social.
I really did a quadruple-take on that piece before convincing myself that it was not, in fact, satire.
Here is one Democrat already saying the very easy and obvious thing to say in response to comments like Ogles'
bsky.app/profile/whip...
This disgusting shit doesn’t belong in American society.
And Republicans who support it don’t belong in Congress.
A real tonic for the second morning of Daylight Savings :)
United States Onurt of Appeals FOR THE DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA CIRCUIT No. 26-5050 September Term, 2025 1:25-cv-02471-ACR Filed On: March 6, 2026 Fritz Emmanuel Lesly Miot, et al., Appellees V. Donald J. Trump, President of the United States of America, et al., Appellants BEFORE: Walker, Pan, and Garcia, Circuit Judges ORDER Upon consideration of the emergency motion for a stay pending appeal, the opposition thereto, the reply, the amicus briefs, and the Rule 28(i) letters, it is ORDERED that the motion for a stay be denied.
BREAKING: DC Circuit, on a 2-1 vote, keeps in place a lower court order blocking DHS Sec. Noem’s effort to end Haiti temporary protected status designation.
Judges Pan and Garcia deny DOJ’s request to stay the district court order. Judge Walker would have granted it.
Haiti TPS is safe for now.
And a glib sociopath to boot. When a man touts the murders he ordered with a barely concealed grin and with sassy wordplay and dumb rhymes, he needs to be fired, charged and expelled from society.
“War-a-Lago”
By Barry Blitt @newyorker.com
i feel like north korea looks at these guys and tells them theyre laying it on a bit thick
Incomprehensible stupidity.
The lack of media coverage about the bombing of the girls elementary schools is shocking.
The reason she SHOULD have been fired.
Unfortunately, “Yo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic
Where did they “locate” these 145,000 children, and how many of them did she lock up?
[Exit Murderer.]
