Miles!

Yes I told them I would buy their merch obviously

Anyway I have been teasing some of the bros at my gym about how they are large but they aren’t scary and today they decided to start the “positive masculinity society” so they can wear hats that say PMS and chest bump each other whenever they have a good lift

Decided I am going to take a little social media break starting this weekend—not sure how long it will last

If you don’t already have my contact info and you want to keep up (ie I will text you so many memes), just let me know!!

Some lady just rolled down her car window to tell me I am “so pretty” so I’m gonna be riding that high for the rest of the day

That’ll wake you up real quick ugh

I legitimately cackled

Groaaaaannnn (complimentary)

Our college Halloween party was called Ghost Roast

Halloween AND law prom, what were they thinking

The whole look is 🎆

❤️

These are the same people that currently think my electric car won’t work in the rain

This also applies to the ten year dissertation student

The grad students are getting so much material out of this

This website is free etc

This is offensively wholesome

Luv 2 create a fall hazard