🏅🥈David, the Table Top (they/them)💛🤍💜🖤

David is particularly good at creative spooky stuff if your looking for someone to write you some words.

David is always a blast to work with! If you are into 5e, you know where to go!

As I'm hard up for funds right now, I'm considering opening up commissions. Is there anyone out there who wants a 2x ENnie award winning multiple best selling author to create some 5e content for them? Rates would be a simple 10¢ a word. Let me know and please boost this if you can.

Hey y'all. Having just moved to a brand new state, ya boi is looking for work. If you have some content you need written or a ttrpg book you need developed, my DMs are open. If you want to check out a list of all the games I've worked on, please hit up davidcastro.net/credits

Lol I love you, exactly

Are we in another war about nukes I mean oil in my lifetime

Pombon might be why I get a switch 2

If you want to stand up against fascism, then you have to defend trans rights. It’s nonnegotiable. We all lose otherwise.

So the Battle of Thermopylae (with the Persians I know there are many of these) is one of my many Roman Empires. Because of this, it's so amusing to think about how 2a freaks use Molon Labe as a war cry as if Xeres I didn't then...in fact...come and take them

Bookcase top level, board games and art books

Level two, ttrpgs. Mostly DND, turn other 5e, then other games

Ttrpgs continued (Scion books) and comics

Novels

New bookcase means new book pictures

It's wild how much things have changed. I just saw a post talking about how someone's podcast was picked up for a second season. What does that even mean, a podcast is something you do on your free time in your basement, or it was when I got into them.

I still need to play in a Pacific Rim type game where my character has to partner with someone they hate but work perfectly with because their passion to hate each make them know each other very very well.

Will they kiss?

NO THEY WILL HATE AND RESPECT.

NO KISSING.

Yeah I already had that stance when the ogl stuff was going on for D&D. That's not a problem. It's the Magic the Gathering stuff that sucks. I've been playing Magic since the 7th grade

And there's no 3rd party Magic the Gathering content

I play on Arena, there's no way to play publicly without promoting WotC

Is it selfish to say that I don't want to have to stop playing a game I've played for now over half of my life because of corporate nonsense like I've been playing since I was 13, I am 34. And they have strixhaven, they don't need this, I'm hoping we don't get Jurassic Park style stuff in strixhaven

Wow I agree that wizards inking a deal with WB-D is Not a good sign for things to come, it is important to note that there is no Harry Potter stuff on the immediate schedule. I am hoping they know better but by everything I've seen it doesn't seem like they don't.

If you're looking for fantasy games that don't funnel money to transphobes (and in fact has a number of queer and trans creatives involved with it), may I recommend Realms of Pugmire? It's kinda like D&D, but with cute dogs! realmsofpugmire.com

I'm rewatching the halftime show and if I ever have to explain what edging is, it's when Gasolina played for 10 seconds and we thought Daddy Yankee was there

Every episode of Rizzoli & Isles I watch I scream at the screen LET THEM BE LESBIANS

Old tweet from @shelfcomedy: me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

The morning so far

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

So like I watched the bad Bunny show. Very good. I cried. It was great. The role call at the end? Important af. But like also ....oooh it was a choice to include Ricky Martin. I remember when a whole bunch of stuff about him came out.

Which halftime show did Trump watch? Bad Bunny. bsky.app/profile/patr...

Has MAGA recovered from the trauma of someone singing in Spanish at a football game?

And there is nothing wrong with this approach. As I said before, cancel your #Nitro, don't participate in their Orbs ads, and starve them of income, while at the same making them pay for your resource use.

Don't just withdraw your money, have your presence on their app cost them.

Hurt them hard.

Krav, the unredeemed, 4b legendary creature demon 3/3 with partner with regna the redeemer and b, sacrifice X creatures: Target player draws X cards and gains X life. Put X +1/+1 counters on krav.

Regna, the Redeemer, 5W legendary creature Angel, 4/4 with flying, partner with Krav, the unredeemed, and at beginning of each endstep, if your team gained life. This turn create two 1/1 white warrior creature tokens

Also, I posted on tiktok about how my favorite aristocrats deck is krav and regna, And there were a lot of comments about how they were expensive to play. All I can take from this is that Commander players now are greedier than ever because I can't imagine a world where these abilities cost any less

FUNGUARY DAY 6 - CORDYCEPS

#funguary #BRart

#mtg question for #Commander players: would you let me put Griselbrand in the 99 of an all Liliana theme deck? I need her four demons.... It's for no other reason... Not a janky win con with Liliana's Contract. This is exactly what rule zero is for and a 5 card combo should be fine right?!