2 of Britain’s favourite chaps are joining forces to invest in Bitcoin(whatever that is).
It’s bound to be a HUGE success because Nige & Kwasi go together like:
Herpes & Chlamydia
Trump & Nappies
Nads Dorries & Gin
Spurs & Managers
Lee Anderson & Kindness
Chaka Demus & Pliers.🎉
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Lets' brace ourselves...
Our cost of living is about to rise. Again.
Food.
Petrol.
Mortgages.
Why?
Because Trump needed a distraction from the Epstein files and another opportunity to make himself and his billionaire mates even richer
And the result?
10.03.2026 09:44
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I thought he is moving on to Cuba, Iran looks like it is boring him already !
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Then he could sell exemptions.
09.03.2026 18:36
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Meanwhile, our decision to put a 19 year old in charge of a council is working out very well.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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“He is, of course, a serial liar & prone to espousing completely contradictory positions within moments of each other.” It is extraordinary to me that journalists continue to ‘analyse’ Donald Trump without adding this constant caveat. It does readers, listeners & viewers a grave disservice.
10.03.2026 07:39
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(cartoon Steve Sack)
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I'm sure this will help solve all problems facing the UK today.
These are not serious people
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Definition of anti-Muslim hate will not harm free speech, says Steve Reed
Communities secretary tells MPs that government has to act against record levels of hate crimes
www.theguardian.com/news/2026/ma... Why not take action against those fomenting hatred at outlets like GBNews. You have the tools to do this but typically Steve Reed you dare not act. As a minster you are a waste of oxygen with this non action
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Here's one of my more recent paintings: 'She Was Always Asleep At School', oil on canvas panel, 40x50cm framed. A painting inspired by a girl in primary school who was always asleep due to unknown home troubles. Elements homage Dorothea Tanning.
#art #painting #oilpainting #sleep #school #tanning
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Never heard of billionaires getting poorer in war time !
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Also known as "using insider knowledge for war profiteering."
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Fuck me!
I’ve had some bad dates*- but they’ve always at least turned up
Poor Nige!
*actually they were all fine
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Grifter numero Uno who made a lot of money selling us Brexit in the right wing press, clever at pretending he is close to the working man !
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Nick Ferrari and his inevitably racist callers all demanding war is absolute proof that Starmer is taking the right course of action
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Very funny & true !
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#Twatzis
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Tony Blair wants Britain to fight in the Middle East… again
Tony Blair’s presumably unintentional illustration of his own epic vanity & the weapons grade hypocrisy of the Mail etc…
open.spotify.com/episode/7dwS...
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Both princesses were adults when they accepted free flights & had lunch with Epstein in 2009, five days after his prison release for soliciting prostitution from a minor.
Their only consequence is being banned from Royal Ascot this year - not good enough!
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Good.
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Exclusive to Private Eye: HOW DARE I RESIGN?
By Peter Mandelson
From the Private Eye archive.
Issue 1021, February 2001.
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WTF!!! When May and Johnson tried to do this, Labour activists were up in arms! Now they've all gone quiet. Country before Party FFS! 😡😡😡
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The same Kwasi who helped crash the UK economy?
Sounds like a sound investment
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