Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin
07.03.2026 18:41
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Apollo and Daphne, by Benedetto Luti, 1707-08, 📸 by Fumito Saeki @tshashin
Get prayered up
I've also downloaded the prayer app
Understandable
The Twins need to shut up immediately
We've got a Class A warning for a Sickos Only game here
My kid: I have blonde hair, that means it's the color of sunlight!
Me: Whats my hair the color of?
Kid: (thinks real hard for 30 seconds) It's the color of a skunk because it's black and white.
That's a spicy meatball
Cleanup hitter? Oh brother
I got an invite at 4:45 the Friday before memorial day once. They were raised wrong.
My Washington State tax is going to go up and that's a good thing. We had the most regressive tax structure in the country for DECADES.
This is insulting to five year olds
He has to sing the Very Sorry Song
he just stopped the steal
Cuba with the brutal TOOTBLAN there
Dude pitching for Panama is named Cienfuegos aka ONE HUNDRED FIRES
My kid got a great report card and was called a pleasure to have in class
Drives me crazy when I visit my folks. Everyone has already dropped a take by the time I log on.
Ahh reddit
The charge: destroying this chair despite having three scratching posts
The verdict: guilty
Our couch nap was ruined by dickheads honking outside. Every honk of your horn should cost $50.
I'm sure nobody else has made this joke
This would normally count for four runs but since it's in the Tokyo Dome it's five
"clock under review" oh brother
It appears to be Rutgers/Michigan State time
It's baseball time
So do it but I'm not one to pass up an early drop www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC8J...
new season premiere is on YouTube fyi
Career highlight: died
youtu.be/ysmLA5TqbIY?...