Still the prettiest gnome.

Watching the artsy gay short films on free porn websites instead of jacking off.

Hey me too. Go ahead, you've earned it.

The curse of loving the theater is being so intensely in love with something you almost never get to do.

Garden tubs are awesome. I had an apartment once with the whole room just for the bathtub and it had a big window next to it. There were steps leading up to get into the tub. Me and my boyfriend could both fit in there comfortably. Biggest bathtub I've ever seen in an apartment

It's me. I'm bitches.

Weird that I never made the connection that this guy wrote Spring Awakening.

I know SO MANY gay guys apparently.

Straight people colluding to fuck at the same time of year every year I guess. Gay people do it 24/7.

I had three birthday events to go to last week. I'm exhausted. 🫩

Faggot in a leather jacket and a button front collared shirt with metallic silver fabric and a black velvet grecoroman infinity overlay, dark gray slacks with a black belt and silver C belt buckle, black leather gloves, a graffiti paint crossbody bag with blue red and black. Black crocodile leather chelsea boots with red soles.

My outfit last night. Everyone said I looked like I was ready to kill someone.

Time for a fashion show!

I voted and ripped my pants both today 🥲
These were my shiny reflective pants. I'm so sad because I have no pants AND because of the state of our democracy.

Gonna remake this list with all the descriptors of a drag queen. 💅

Honestly knowing that corporate money taints political campaigns anyway, I'm more inclined to go for the person who fundraises less because they are usually supporting their constituents who have less to give in the first place.

I've been looking for days to find the differences in platform between Jasmine Crockett and James Talarico and every fucking article just talks about who fundraised more.
I don't give a shiiiiiit. Tell me who is going to legislate the way I want them to.

How much money a political candidate can fundraise is not a measure of how good they will be as a representative. They shouldn't have to in the first place. I just want them to represent the values that I believe in and act according to them. I don't give a shit if they can buy more ads or not.

A 22 year old game that is technically a remake for $30... 🫩

One day Debra left the class and just let Penny teach. She told us about her granddaughter who was killed randomly by a drunk driver when she was 6 and how it fundamentally changed their whole family's lives. Everyone in the class was in tears. Penny was so hard on us but we understood why.

Oh, I went to a driving school that was run by two older women one named Debra, a heavyset lesbian who drove a sports car, and another named Penny who had one foot in the grave she was so old. Penny was super mean too. Honestly the best driving education I could have ever hoped for.

She was super smart. I would make tunnels and little houses out of old boxes for her. Sometimes she would sleep in my shirt pocket. 🥹 Now I miss her.

When I was a kid my mom took me to get a pet like a hamster and I picked out one of the little white mice that was supposed to be snake food. They were only $1.99 each so I thought it would be the best because my mom was so cheap. I had that mouse for a little over 5 years. I loved her so much.

We shouldn't have to explain the empathy of it, but you would probably feel violated if someone did that to your pictures and played with the image of your body like a toy so don't do it to other people.

Whether you use AI or old fashioned photoshop, it's creepy and weird to edit images of real people to be nude or in sexy outfits.
Celebrities editied to be in their underwear or actors in nude scenes spliced with someone elses genitalia are just gross. Don't do it.

It's still really fun even if it is just balls.

Someone just knocked on my door canvasing for Greg Abbott. 🤮 I feel like I need a shower now.

I didn't think it was you stating your opinions. Just wanted to throw another into the mix.

Don't forget the overtly racist discrimination masquerading as preferences.

Oh no. ☹️

Good to know I'm not the only one who does this. 😁

I'm sorry you're sick! It can be so frustrating when people don't take the flu seriously. We have vaccines for it and good treatment for it if you can catch it early. If only everyone had the means to access these or the sense to use them.