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I will be walk the South Downs with my pal Bill
Always remember kids things posted on social media aren’t always what they seem !
Big Sam to take over the catholic Church as caretaker Pope until a new Pope can be appointed in the summer transfer window.
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So happy to have shot the new Sam Fender music video m.youtube.com/watch?v=uaQm...
😂😂
I can’t remember how to Ad this
1, 1000, 51, 6 & 500
in Roman numerals
IM LIVID
“If doctor Victor Frankenstein decided to make a monster entirely assembled of Human flaws .. He would make a Donald Trump” ..
This is the best I have ever overheard being said about Trump
Taxi for liberty justice, truth.
17th January Bernie the Gardner arrives at the Dumping ground CBBC .. great fun
Never open the last door 25th December on my Christmas philosophy advent calendar
As it had
Don’t even think about it writing on door
My website
Www.davejohns.net
Merry Christmas to one an all from Santa Dave
LUKE SKYWALKER: “I’ll never join you!”
DARTH: “If you only knew the power of the dark side. Obi-wan never told you what happened to your Aunty .”
LUKE: “He told me enough! He told me you killed her
DARTH: “No. I am your Aunty .”
Watching A Christmas Carol last night. The one big lesson I took away from it was…
This Christmas the best present you could give yourself is joining your trade Union…
Because it’s very unlikely three ghosts will appear and scare your boss into doing the right thing …
British short film awards 2024
Best Actor
Nominees are
Ben Whishaw - Good Boy
Darren Kent - Alleviate
Dave Johns - Making Up
Éanna Hardwicke - Twain
Elliot Warren - Hard Times
Gabriel Adewusi - Room Taken
I’ll be doing my jokes At The Stand Newcastle this Friday Kids do come for a larf ! See you there .
The first rule of laryngitis Club is….
* Breaking news * calvert and johns to join forces again to work on exciting new theater project adaptation 2025/26
Me new sexy Pensioner
Look. Sexty Nine 😂
I will be Headlining the stand newcastle 13th December kids
Missed my train the other day in stoke couldn’t find the station
As i went to see the Stanley Mathews statue and it sent me the wrong way
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