_B, The Motivationally Challenged

Gifs I can hear and still makes me chuckle like an idiot

Egg

I binged the first season a few days ago, and besides a few complaints (rip Jango) im enjoying it

After watching a bit of the live action one piece I have realize that Luffy and I have this in common: if you feed us, we will topple your local government if theyre being shite.

Also, I'd draw anything for you if you give me jaw breakers. *anything.*

Its nice to have my main art station set up again. As much as I like my phone, I can only sit in a corner like a gremlin for so long before the roomates start asking questions.

It's shark week, so Remi and Perseus here thought they'd put in their bit~

Beach parties with these two always get messy.

Remi @remimink.bsky.social
Colored by @stamperpandragon.bsky.social

Stamper named this file "These_Goddamn_Sharks_First_I_Cant_Swim_In_The_Ocean_Now_Theyre_Fucking"

Another rare one with my big derg. Had a lot of fun with this one, too!

Poolside service. Gotta keep the big dragons satisfied. :>

With Amos!

Art and dragon by @underscore-b.bsky.social (2020)

I am personally ready for our robot overlords to rise up. Im already a slave to my tablet and an AI driven schedule as it is.

*They're. Thanks, autocorrect

I hate the fact that there making protein drinks out of prettymuch anything, Including this stuff that is as close to carbonated cum as it will ever get. I hate this timeline.

More snow plz

Let them fight

Been a while since I did these and figured I'd start again. Quick phone art warmup doodle featuring a friends daemon shork gal.

Keeping her owner REDACTED as per their request!

Shes a fun one ùvú. Prompt and dialog by the owner.

Now on to my commission list.

Been a while since I did these and figured I'd start again. Quick phone art warmup doodle featuring a friends daemon shork gal.

Keeping her owner REDACTED as per their request!

Shes a fun one ùvú. Prompt and dialog by the owner.

Now on to my commission list.

Still snowing. Im so hard rn xvx

I keep getting notifications for blizzard conditions for places too far away.

Im so blue balled rn it hurts.

I wanna make more comics like these at some point... especially with Garrett being a good dad and entertaining his son's boyfriend.

Big dude purrs like a truck.

Older art, phone art. (Samsung note4)

You're free to have at the big dude anytime uvu

A digital drawing of one of those drawing tutorials that says 'don't do this, do this.' The drawing is of an almost naked middle-aged man doing a flying kick. The 'Don't do this' one has a bunch of areas circled and a cross under it. The 'Do this' one is exactly the same but without the circles and a tick instead of a cross. The text reads 'Needlessly adding red circles will ruin your art' and a smaller bit of text at the bottom reads 'Bonus tip! Add a tick under all your art so people think you did it right.'

#3157 A helpful tutorial

Had a lot of fun with this one, plus a rare showing of my big derg, too~

Getting bullied into trouble at the gym by @underscore-b.bsky.social's big boys 👉👈

Art by B!

Im getting back into doing art again, but slowly, as my schedule allows and other personal things clearing up.

On other good news, overheard a coworker referring to me as "that forklift himbo" so I'll be riding that high for a while.

Need for egg, rising.

Been in a snek mood, and im working on that, but here's an older bit with Vim being herself with Ike here. Older work from Twitter when I did a lot of requests.

Sometimes, I miss having an office job because I got away with drawing stuff like this on my phone during my shift.

This is from a couple of years ago, but @enostyl.bsky.social is still a favorite to work for <3

Three panel comic. Panel 1: office break room. One coworker opens a pink box of donuts and says “ooo… who brought donuts?” Another coworker, disinterested at another table, says “idk.” Panel 2: the first coworker, grabbing a donut, says, “don’t mind if I—“ and is suddenly and violently pulled up and out of frame. Panel 3: two fish are sitting in a boat, fishing. One says, “I got one!”

Three panel comic. Panel 1: baby monkeys in overalls jumping on a bed, having fun. Panel 2: one of the monkeys falls over the edge of the bed, reaching out as he falls. Panel 3: one of the other monkeys, now looking super buff and badass, grabs him by the arm to save him heroically. “Monkey Stronger Together.”

Since the noodle has been in full swing (no pun intended) figured I'd repost this.

He's a potent lad. Nimbus (c) lateinshowing