Barry

Accurate

Labour campaign slogans really just writing themselves eh?
“We won’t cut anymore hospital jobs”

That timeless existential question: to embrace your inner sadist to see whether it’s a giggle; or not.

💯

Those other politicians should not make our politics so political!

Seriously. I set mine up 2 weeks ago. Life changing.

Rhymes with Flax Tree?

If you or I did this the IRD would audit the shit out of us for dodging gift tax.

The House: MPs agree infrastructure debate should be politics free Analysis - All parties agreed that politics is detrimental to infrastructure decision-making and things need to change, yet can't help getting political about it.

After cancelling some incredibly smart, sensible, costed, and in some cases ALREADY UNDERWAY infrastructure projects, now these chucklefucks want their infrastructure spending decisions to be “politics-free”. Get UTTERLY fucked.

Mister nothing left to learn

The Sopranos ending. Love it.

2 days ago: “NZ has 'healthy stock levels' of fuel”

Today: “Petrol prices jump past $3 a litre at the pump”

We DD’d our 5 1/4s with a Stanley Knife. I carried my Conan and Karateka bootlegs to schools Apple IIes in a weird beige plastic Wang Computer carry box from my dad who worked there.

Perfect no notes

Bald-faced entitlement ⏲️ abject vacuous unawareness

And most parents of NCEA-age children surely.

Google pledges roughly three hours of its annual profit to fight climate change Google and others are committing $100 million to combat climate change.

The perfect headline doesn’t exi…

I LOVE this for us.

Good though? The more incompetent and unlikeable the better, Chloe has an election to win.

Even if Luxon goes, he's fooled so many for so long that he had what it takes to lead the country - but he never has. His hubris, his CEO-cv, his white dude privilege all got mistaken as indicators of leadership ability. That people can be so easily duped is an ongoing concern. #nzpol

She is, and anyone she is “popular” with should be thoroughly ashamed.

She is my absolute hero 😍

Oh shit really?!
Damn I am ashamed!
It makes perfect sense though, the revolution will be lead by mighty women ✊🏻

Wherever he goes he should never again have to buy a beer.

Seriously, they thought if they lied about the last Labour government enough that’s all they had to do. Meanwhile the economy continues to be utterly fucked, and getting worse with every policy call they’ve made.

Theirs and particularly Luxon’s hubris knows no bounds.

That gif is the mostest 😂

I pressed Like on this SO HARD

Barely that. A far worse human.

Wheeze