Launchpad McQuack

Get this slimy little weasel gone, Labour.

Discworld QOTD, from Unseen Academicals

“But, it was a funny thing: every day something happened that was important enough to be on the front page of the newspaper. She’d never bought it and seen a little sign that said ‘Not much happened yesterday, sorry about that’.”

Discworld QOTD, from Night Watch

"Two types of people laugh at the law: those that break it and those that make it."

Discworld QOTD, from The Fifth Elephant

Discworld QOTD, from Thud!

“Beating people up in little rooms…he knew where that led. And if you did it for a good reason, you’d do it for a bad one. You couldn’t say ‘We’re the good guys’ and do bad-guy things.”

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Exciting times all round!

disappointed to see some people perpetuate the "socialism means u have to be poor" section of the fascist propaganda handbook by sneering at someone for having nice shoes.

under socialism we can all have nice things

Really looking forward to having to prove my sex repeatedly in a restaurant, in the event I want to do something outrageous like order food or go to the lav

i dont want ai to do my dishes i want life to not be such a relentless meat grinder that dishes feel like a burden

"FIFA Peace Prize" has about the same level of value and cachet as "McDonalds Oceanic Exploration Award"

FIFA Peace Prize Several gold hands hold up a globe with their fingertips

trapped souls of the dead lusting for vengeance-ass trophy
never seen a more clearly cursed object

Such a great moment

I'm old.

If you're not, listen to this.

Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.

Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.

It's literally never been more important.

"Illegal migration is..."

*proceeds to attack every available form of legal migration, missing the whole problem that people who do illegal things don't give a shit how you reconfigure or enforce the legal rules, that's why it's illegal*

It's great that AI is giving scammers a way to spray us all with oceans of zero effort dogshit. If the modern world previously had one problem, it was that there wasn't enough zero effort dogshit around.

Guy holding posters of Indiana Jones captioned “Professors: Good; Nazis bad”

I made signs expressing points of disagreement with the government

Gonna ignore the result and just focus on this madness.. #NUFC

BREAKING: Shabana Mahmood announces that immigrants will have to recite Beowulf in its entirety in Old English, without notes, before being allowed entry to the U.K.

FanTASTIC news let’s get this done

🖤 I tried to get tickets, I’m glad it was as lovely as I’d imagined

So jealous, how was it?

Bundesliga experts: Woltemade isn't a targetman

Eddie Howe: I'll decide that

This joke was appreciated as much as the VAR decision (greatly)

Think UEFA sanctions absolutely fucked then this summer

Newcastle says no to fascism.

The far right brought a hundred or so with them, bussed from far and wide. This city turned out 1000s, from local communities, estates and streets. Geordies of all backgrounds coming together and outnumbering the purveyors of hate by some distance.

Newcastle united.

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I want to explain a few things and then it might be clearer why UK trans people are upset.
In 2001 I married my wife, Sylvia.
In 2005 I started medical transition. (1/13)