Avaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

guitar broke (partially my fault)

look at this HANDSOME MAN I painted

wtf im not dead

ffs why cant I send messages to people without being anxious

im incapable of asking for help when I really need it

yep yeah exactly yes

just got shot in the face with a laser, owie

you can ask in dms, I cant reveal my terrible secrets to the world 💀

if you're hot you can kill me with a hammer and I won't mind

Im sorry i cant share such a deep secret 😔

ordered the wrong pizza at spoons gonna kms

NEVER

people literally looking at me like this when they find out how I have my tea

nothing makes me patriotic other than a good meal deal

ive kissed too many hot women recently tf is happening

BIRTHMAS, FUCK IM SO ILL

crying and listening to type O negative is like a twice or more weekly activity for me

I eat too much pasta :(

I make pasta :0

my streets been flagged, anyone got a really tall ladder i can borrow?

guess who's now fork lift certified 😎

the bag = unfumbled???

HOW DID YOU KNOW

the bag = FUMBLED

surprised i didn't post these yet, but heres some pics of my first test game with my homebrew Ork rules for HH 3.0

got my first haircut in 18 months today. when I walked in my hairdresser said I looked like a girl which was kinda cool :D

she'd be very very cool, but id be called a fake fan by chuds lmao

everywhere I go all anyone talks about is migrants or donald trump 😭

pirate day was pretty cool 😵‍💫

its pirate day! :0