Sarah Thissell

When you have to say “this isn’t
The Hunger Games”…guess what! It is!

It's been 8 years since the iconic moment Tom Holland lip-synced "Umbrella" by Rihanna for Zendaya. 🎥

I mean, I guess I agree…

My new favorite Vermont taunt is “I hope that they serve you fake maple syrup tomorrow”.

He wants all art museums to be filled with those portraits portraying him as a superhero and maybe a few golden calf (err…golden ass) statues.

I was assuming that Steven Seagal was getting that position. After all, he already knows Russian so it will be easier to get his marching orders.

Hi Heather! Nice to see you over here!

Same, owl, same…

Of course! I don’t want my babies to be sad!

What could go wrong? Absolutely no red flags there, right? Hold on a sec, I need to go buy $50,000 worth of gift cards for my “granddaughter” who is stuck in a foreign country. I wonder which of my kids had a daughter and didn’t tell me…

My one trip to Hooters was with my 3 year old, my husband, and my husband’s 95 year old grandmother. It wasn’t for the food, it was because Nana said “I’ve always wanted to go to Hooters at least once”. Nana was an icon.

I’m here for all of it!

I don’t usually use emoji as bullet points, but I didn’t know this. Thank you! I will now make sure that I don’t.

Thank you! We are hanging in there. Sending hugs back! I hope that you and your wife are also doing as well as can be expected in this climate. One of these days we have to all meet up in NYC (maybe at Butch Gardens). I haven’t seen Ira and ‘los in person since pre-COVID.

I was betting on the Bear with the bicycle for transportation.

How many children have died of atheism?

Originally, the use was supposed to be to reduce the urge to masturbate. I’m not quite sure what that says about this analogy…

My grandmother died last year at the age of 102. Someone just asked me when she was born and I said “it must have been 1901”…until it hit me that 102 years ago would actually have been 1921!

Adorable!

That is such a wonderful age!!

Anyone up for an iron lung kickstarter? It probably makes sense to start now, especially because a bunch of the components will be more expensive after tariffs.

Be careful…once you start, it’s hard to stop. My kids are obsessed with them. Both of my girls have sensory issues and these are some of the best stuffed animals that we have found.

Oh no…let me find my tiny violin…

I don’t understand. Why don’t they believe that horror artists share joy?

If you are buying for kids, I absolutely adore Hazel Village. It sells the most adorable dolls, stuffed animals, clothing and accessories. They are ethically handmade in workshops throughout the world. Right before the election, the owner sent out an email explaining why she was voting for Harris.

Incredible is one of those words like “amazing” or “interesting”…it isn’t always positive…

That burned down, fell over, and sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that’s what you’re going to get, lad, the swampiest golf course in all of Florida.

Everyone said I was daft to build a golf course on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. It sank into the swamp. So I built a third.

To be fair, he may just be draining it to take away the water and make it swampier. That way, it is perfect for his new golf course. .