Oof! GBH is a heavy charge too. Excellent.

“Dear Don, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin', I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom. I visited Mar-Lago, you must not've known I was there.”

You've undersold yourself, I'm sure it's more like 25....

This is why he's so popular on the sink estates. Can't move for oysters and champagne cocktails round my way.

To be honest, I'm not sure anecdotes are your forte Chris.

So this is the 2nd, or maybe even the 3rd time he's travelled to the States to meet trump and been blanked?

What a fucking loser.

A snapshot to factor in

A heady aroma of Joop, Lynx Africa and stale Jack Daniels.

Not to mention being in the middle of the Indian ocean, pointing at distant rocks in the week of arguably the most important by election in his "party's" history.

Yeah. I thought my phone was playing up. Sure there was one last week?!

Best rendition of evergreen wins it.

This is unbelievable. What a cesspool that place has become.

It's an immediate red flag for me. I was on a football group on there and I believe most of the people I spoke to are still on it. Pretty ashamed that I spent so much time talking to people who tacitly approve of Nazism, bullying and bot manufactured reach.

Real Mark Hughes at the dell vibes.

Very underwhelming. They've both won practically nothing. De Zerbi averages two years until it generally falls apart. There are concerns about Nagelsmann after Bayern and he'll have barely any time with us because of his WC commitments. I also think this article isn't written if we beat Newcastle.

Live on another planet these people.

I can't watch her without thinking sixth form debate team. So, so bad!

"My American friends" so that would be the 2 in 10 that support the war then?!

Good grief.

Surprised if he lasts the night to be fair.

Absolutely no momentum whatsoever. Proper fucked.

Getting real Wilfred Nancy vibes from Tudor too.

Reform fury as someone else wins by Our By-election Editor Tim Shipsink The losing candidate in the Gorton and Denton by-election, Matt Goodwhinge, has demanded an immediate re-run of the election on the grounds that he lost comprehensively to someone else. "It's totally unfair and rigged," said Goodwhinge. "I shouldn't be required to sit there and suck it up, just because I lost." Mr Goodwhine continued, *I can't believe that all those voters I demonised failed to back me. Especially after I was endorsed by Tommy Robinson and ten million Russian bots on X. "We have clear evidence of family voting, where people voted in order for me to stop deporting their families." Mr Badloser concluded. "I'm the victim of colour prejudice. They didn't vote for me simply because I'm not green." Reform leader Mr Farage, speaking from a sun lounger on a rock near the Chagos Islands said, "It's a tragedy that the people of Manchester won't see Matt in Westminster, but my constituents don't see me in Clacton either." PLUMBER DEFEATS MATT GOODWIN Photo of Hannah Spencer with speech bubble saying… I've stopped the cock

Beautiful from Private Eye on the massive toddler-tantrum that Matt Goodwin and Reform are having, because they got whooped in Gorton and Denton.

If the form of the last ten is anywhere near repeated over the next nine they'll be there or thereabouts. Saw some saying we'd win every match, just the odd 21 game unbeaten run chucked in, as you do!

Absolutely. I'm confident the people above and the manager will be a lot more joined up in their thinking about the squad, and will avoid the unwanted shirt sellers, or past their best fading superstars of yesteryear. Couple of new midfielders and full backs and there'll be a much better look to it.

Defeats are oxygen to him. Makes him and his ilk relevant again for a bit.

We were 11 unbeaten. Last defeated in December in the league. As expected the head loss has been generational on here. Some really do need to get a grip.

Seems to be de rigueur amongst the newer builds, I noticed the ones at camp nou are f**king massive too.

It’s looking increasingly likely that Kristi Noem and Lewandowski funneled almost 200 million in government money to a company that is run by her friend and that nobody can give an address for.

Oh, and it was 8 days old when it was awarded the contract.

Yep. Pretty much nailed it on my thoughts further down the thread.

I can't get my head round why people think he'd be any good. It's like giving the Chairmanship of Tesco to the local newsagent. He's an agitator in charge of fringe minnows. Always has been.

Yeah. But I think he's been alienating the "it's time to give someone else a go" type moderates since his comments on ILR. This pettiness and baby trumpism style will see him fall further away IMO.