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book hoarder | aea sm | director immersive denver | adrenaline enthusiast

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You can't... repeal... a scientific finding. At that point it's just called lying about it.

12.02.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 12627 ๐Ÿ” 4475 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 208 ๐Ÿ“Œ 113

In my experience, talent is a *detriment* to learning.

I didn't have to practice early on so I *didn't know how*. I didn't start to learn how to practice until my 30s! (When much of my life was taken up with parenting, so I didn't have time!)

I didn't start to improve as a musician until my 40s!

07.02.2026 17:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 805 ๐Ÿ” 134 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15 ๐Ÿ“Œ 21

GM: Charisma check.

Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]

GM: thatโ€™s a d6 how did you

Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? ๐Ÿ˜Š

07.02.2026 05:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 33621 ๐Ÿ” 6993 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 221 ๐Ÿ“Œ 182

A traveler from an antique land--great guy--said to me with tears in his eyes "Sir, two vast and trunkless legs of stone stand in the desert." And I said wow, that's really something. But we'll be building a big beautiful statue to my hubris and it will stand for eternity

05.10.2025 18:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 2991 ๐Ÿ” 488 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

FIRED? Who gives a fuck about โ€œfiredโ€?!? How about โ€œsend them to jail for lifeโ€? And I mean ALL of โ€˜em.

03.02.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 15779 ๐Ÿ” 2235 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 375 ๐Ÿ“Œ 85

Just had the nightmare inducing experience of Luna chasing a spider the size of a miller moth that started SHEDDING ITS JILLION BABIES in my kitchen when I tried to catch it with a jar to take it outside.

It went under the dishwasher.

So I guess I'm moving.

11.08.2025 07:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Psst... hey youโ€”yeah, you with the Twitch account. Do me a favor and follow my account to help me unlock interactive stuff faster? twitch.tv/florafaery

07.08.2025 02:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 24 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And TBH, those are the only two criteria I look for. I think audience agency, multi-sensory activation, etc, are all plus ups. But in my mind, those are bonus features that enhance the experience, but aren't necessary at the distillation of what makes an experience or production immersive or nah.

06.08.2025 03:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And for 2. It can't be the authentic thing. I talk frequently about going to an advertised "immersive beer tasting" to find it was just an actual tasting at a brewery.
To be capital I immersive, it should be a depiction, an experience representational of the reality being described. Otherwise, why?

06.08.2025 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For 1, I know it's not realistic that EVERYTHING the audience sees is going to be within the narrative world. That gets expensive as hell in physical works.
But the goal is that the audience believes the environment in which they inhabit is the same as exists in the narrative they are experiencing.

06.08.2025 03:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I've probably posted this before because I've ranted about it for years, but it's come up so frequently in conversation lately.

As far as I'm concerned, to be capital I Immersive, the production or piece must be:
1. Striving for Total Diegesis
2. Representational

06.08.2025 03:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whimsy and fantasy saved my life and I think about that every day, especially in regards to my job (and how it might help others). Without escapism, there is no escape.

04.08.2025 22:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SOME OF US USED THESE WORDS BEFORE JFC

15.07.2025 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1543 ๐Ÿ” 200 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 63 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
A screenshot of text on a website

The title text says: I donโ€™t know anything

The body text says: If youโ€™ve never made games before you have a huge advantage. If Iโ€™d have had any industry experience before making GMod I probably would have never made it. Your naivety is a huge advantage, itโ€™s your edge.

Donโ€™t try to emulate people who are in the industry โ€“ do your own thing, make your own mistakes, find your own way. Itโ€™ll lead you down a bunch of paths that no-one will ever take because they know the โ€˜right wayโ€™. The world needs those paths explored.

A screenshot of text on a website The title text says: I donโ€™t know anything The body text says: If youโ€™ve never made games before you have a huge advantage. If Iโ€™d have had any industry experience before making GMod I probably would have never made it. Your naivety is a huge advantage, itโ€™s your edge. Donโ€™t try to emulate people who are in the industry โ€“ do your own thing, make your own mistakes, find your own way. Itโ€™ll lead you down a bunch of paths that no-one will ever take because they know the โ€˜right wayโ€™. The world needs those paths explored.

A quote from Garry Newman [Garry's Mod] I think about often

14.07.2025 15:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 148 ๐Ÿ” 40 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Coloradoโ€™s Poet Laureate has died Poet Andrea Gibson passed away from cancer at their home in Boulder early Sunday morning.

Coloradoโ€™s poet laureate, Andrea Gibson of Boulder, was 49 years old.

14.07.2025 19:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 19 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Andrea Gibson, Coloradoโ€™s poet laureate and a national voice on LGBTQ issues, has died โ€œCome See Me in the Good Light,โ€ a documentary film made by the poet and their wife dealing with Gibsonโ€™s cancer diagnosis in 2021, won festival favorite at Sundance this year. Gibson was 50.

Andrea Gibson, Coloradoโ€™s poet laureate and a national voice on LGBTQ issues, has died

14.07.2025 19:08 ๐Ÿ‘ 181 ๐Ÿ” 78 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 36
Instead of Depression by Andrea Gibson who sadly passed away today...

"try calling it hibernation.
Imagine the darkness is a cave
in which you will be nurtured
by doing absolutely nothing.
Hibernating animals donโ€™t even dream.
Itโ€™s okay if you canโ€™t imagine
Spring. Sleep through the alarm
of the world. Name your hopelessness
a quiet hollow, a place you go
to heal, a den you dug,
Sweetheart, instead
of a grave."

Instead of Depression by Andrea Gibson who sadly passed away today... "try calling it hibernation. Imagine the darkness is a cave in which you will be nurtured by doing absolutely nothing. Hibernating animals donโ€™t even dream. Itโ€™s okay if you canโ€™t imagine Spring. Sleep through the alarm of the world. Name your hopelessness a quiet hollow, a place you go to heal, a den you dug, Sweetheart, instead of a grave."

thank you, Andrea ๐Ÿ’”

14.07.2025 18:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 787 ๐Ÿ” 231 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 11

Apparently using em dashes excessively is becoming a flag that text is AI generated.

That's just how I write, with nested parentheticals and asides. ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I'm not using Chatgpt; I just have ADHD and interrupt my own main point constantly.

04.07.2025 14:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜Antisemitic terror attackโ€™ on Boulderโ€™s Pearl Street Mall planned for a year, FBI says; 4 new victims found Mohammed Sabry Soliman, 45, intended to carry out a mass shooting in downtown Boulder and only switched to an explosive plan after he was denied a gun because of his immigration status, county inveโ€ฆ

NEW: Investigators have identified four additional victims in the attack, bringing the total to 12, Boulder County District Attorney Michael Dougherty said during a Monday afternoon briefing. https://trib.al/H9FHzEI

02.06.2025 21:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Multiple people injured, evacuations issued after attack on Boulderโ€™s Pearl Street Mall Several victims were reportedly injured in the attack, which happened near the intersection of Pearl and 13th streets in downtown Boulder, the police department said.

LATEST UPDATE: Multiple blocks of downtown Boulder were evacuated Sunday afternoon after an attack on the Pearl Street Mall that Gov. Jared Polis characterized as a โ€œheinous act of terror.โ€ https://trib.al/s3ZslwZ

01.06.2025 21:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€œAct of terrorโ€ leaves several injured on Boulderโ€™s Pearl Street Mall Officers were called to an area near the intersection of 13th and Pearl streets about 2 p.m. Sunday, Boulder police department said.

UPDATE: โ€œAct of terrorโ€ leaves several injured on Boulderโ€™s Pearl Street Mall

Officers were called to an area near the intersection of 13th and Pearl streets about 2 p.m. Sunday. Federal and local authorities are investigating.

coloradosun.com/2025/06/01/b...

01.06.2025 21:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 32 ๐Ÿ” 25 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

NEW: Organizer of Boulder event to support Israeli hostages tells 9News they were ambushed by a man throwing Molotov cocktail like devices, burning five people. www.9news.com/mobile/artic...

01.06.2025 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 153 ๐Ÿ” 65 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Multiple people injured, evacuations issued after โ€˜terror attackโ€™ on Boulderโ€™s Pearl Street Mall Multiple blocks of downtown Boulder were evacuated Sunday after an attack on the Pearl Street Mall that Gov. Jared Polis characterized as a โ€œheinous act of terror.โ€

UPDATE: The FBI has called the attack on Boulder's Pearl Street Mall today a โ€œtargeted terror attack.โ€

01.06.2025 22:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 33 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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Boulder police investigating attack near 13th and Pearl Officers evacuated multiple blocks around the Pearl Street Mall Sunday afternoon.

What we know about the attack in Boulderโ€” updating as we learn more:

01.06.2025 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 51 ๐Ÿ” 24 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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โ€œAct of terrorโ€ during Israeli hostage demonstration leaves several injured on Boulderโ€™s Pearl Street Mall Officers were called to an area near the intersection of 13th and Pearl streets about 2 p.m. Sunday, Boulder police department said.

Several people were set on fire in an โ€œact of terrorโ€ Sunday afternoon on the Pearl Street Mall in Boulder during a gathering to raise awareness about people taken hostage during Hamasโ€™ 2023 attack on Israel, authorities said.

coloradosun.com/2025/06/01/b...

01.06.2025 22:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 73 ๐Ÿ” 58 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9 ๐Ÿ“Œ 34

Giant fireball and a bunch of people lit on fire across the street from where I was working about an hour and a half ago.
So fucking awful.

01.06.2025 21:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't really know what you're supposed to do after you see people get set on fire and get evacuated by the cops, but if anyone wants to have a drink with me about it in Boulder, I just got to Dark Horse.

01.06.2025 21:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Case Western Reserve University closes DEI office Ohioโ€™s largest private university cited concerns over potentially losing federal funding among the reasons behind the decision.

I am extremely disappointed in my alma mater for complying and closing it's diversity office. Shame on you, #CWRU ๐Ÿคฌ

signalcleveland.org/case-western...

31.03.2025 00:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I routinely break Dunbarโ€™s number โ€” itโ€™s part of my charm โ€” but this is absurd

01.04.2025 03:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 9 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1