carmin 🏳️‍⚧️

osu rountable mentioned do not ask me how i recognize this without looking anything up

guy in the chair is me if anyone wanna ykykyk 👀👀👀

billionaires are such an evil concept it's actually crazy

we could literally have solved world hunger, war, racism, global warming, etc. if we had like 1% of the combined wealth of every person worth over $1b isn't that crazy

our world would've been fine if we had just started taking like 1% of bezos' value per year like twenty years ago and now we're on a crash course towards ecological fallout

sometimes i think about how the root cause of 99% of societal problems are just caused by governments not taxing the rich

happy international women's day shoutout to women

me when i bang kok (thailand)

my asshole ..... mimi .... (i made it out alive and went to work)

i had to return to the washroom after this post .... i wanna go back to sleep ..... why body why

i made it but i sure as hell didn't go back to sleep

woke up at 6am . it is time for me to go to my ancestors ......

Uncircumcised? That's "roll up the rim to win"

NAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWW

did he tell u what size the cup was tho

double ow post on my tl?

understandable lesbian woke agenda

gabi the "het" in "cishet" refers to "heterosexual"

gabi i don't think they can be cishet if they're gay

LETS GO LESBIANS (is she a cannon lesbian? i know literally nothing about ow lore)

i played overwatch for like two weeks with my friends and during that time i almost exclusively played juno and she was awesome

so i got a spicy curry pho and then washed it down with a vietnamese iced coffee which famously contains condensed milk. i am lactose intolerant.

yeah i may have made a miscalculation

maybe i should go back to writing fanfic

the end :)

and then they stay like that for hours until march is done and then they talk about all the dumb shit thats happened in their lives and they stay up until 3am and fall asleep in each other's arms

... wishing that she could take all the bad away from her baby and feeling appalled at herself for ever wanting to hurt her

march would be crying and then stelle would walk in and she'd try to suck it up but stelle would move closer and put her hand on her shoulder and march would just break out into a full on bawl and stelle would sit down on the bed and hug her as tight as she could not wanting to ever let her go ...

when one of them goes too far the other starts to pout but they only show it a little bit and then later the other will find them sulking in their room

march and stelle have the most adversarial relationship in my head like for sure they're just constantly putting each other down testing the boundaries of their relationship.

i must now go to spread the good word ... the gospel of march 7th needs an evangelist 🥰