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Luke Of Norfolk

@lukeofnorfolk

Professional cynic but heart's not in it

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Fair

11.06.2025 12:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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@brucedaisley.com Impressive marketing budget you've got there

08.06.2025 15:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Getting the practice in for Friday night Spoons... 🍻

22.05.2025 08:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is the image that comes to mind with THAT chuckle

08.05.2025 17:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I'm assuming he's talking about this place

05.05.2025 12:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Scaffolders working opposite, so whole street needs to hear them, per their contractual obligations.

One lad just asked another "chuck my suncream down bruv"

Met with a Great British "GAY!"

30.04.2025 11:22 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The S*n showing why good grammar is important

24.04.2025 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good job we got rid of Farke! πŸ™„ #ncfc

21.04.2025 14:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mega, mega white thing. Shouting

14.04.2025 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is what's needed when you close down the Dept of Education πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

13.04.2025 20:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Easy up, Strangeways #ncfc

01.04.2025 09:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

1000%. Long lets 2 in there #ncfc

29.03.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just 2 young idiots. No nuds

29.03.2025 17:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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At the mother in law's while she's popped out to pick up food

Say less fam

27.03.2025 10:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Admiral but....are blind people expected to be swiping bins?

20.03.2025 09:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Moving pension from one provider to another now involves having HMRC call to make sure you're not being scammed.

Admirable... but 6 week wait and 60 min call is frustrating enough that I seem to have put my memorable word as "fuckin thing"

Looking fwd to call with "trained guidance specialist"

16.03.2025 12:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The George Long Effect #ncfc

14.03.2025 20:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That kenaston.org site is amazing!

"Best Of The Web 2015 winner"

"Truly, the Spirit of the Golden Cards lives on..."

Golden Cards!

13.03.2025 09:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As the saying goes...when your team is absolutely shite, make lemonade

11.03.2025 21:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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All over them, they produced absolutely nothing.....

So...time to pay off the mortgage.... #ncfc

11.03.2025 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This but around a fire pit with coloured flames, Traitors-style

11.03.2025 16:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Errrr...?

Was it the balaclava, sack and stripy shirt I was looking at earlier?

09.03.2025 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Rachel Reeves could do worse than sticking the country's gold reserves on Betfair #ncfc

08.03.2025 11:46 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I pity any neutral finding themselves watching this on a Friday night #ncfc

07.03.2025 21:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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No Gunn, Nunez, Emi, McLean?? Dodgy lasagna? #ncfc

07.03.2025 19:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This was amazing @pitchblackplayback.bsky.social

Please do more down this way!

#Brighton

02.03.2025 18:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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When my wife asks me to hang out the washing

01.03.2025 19:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Vance I'd like to see bogwashed

Trump I'd like to see waterboarded

01.03.2025 10:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sir, that is not how you parent

27.02.2025 11:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Warm take: Utd would be fighting for titles if Moyes had remained in charge for past decade #mufc

22.02.2025 13:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0