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@cacophonic

Optimistic cynic. Passionate about music, mental health & NHS. Wilts born/Yorks bred European Brit. Proud crazy cat-lady. Views my own.

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It took Trump a year to start a war with Iran. Would Kamala Harris have started it sooner?

08.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 567 πŸ” 54 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 6

We have a winner for Alt Text of the week!
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19.02.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Next time I have a shitty birthday, I shall just remind myself it won’t be as bad as the one Andrew is having today *mutley laugh*

19.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my GOD they arrested him on his birthday πŸ’€

19.02.2026 10:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Side point: it is literally Andrew Windsor’s birthday!

19.02.2026 10:11 πŸ‘ 541 πŸ” 135 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 43
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Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, BBC understands Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office, BBC understands.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

19.02.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 8

I logged on for the first time in ages to say LOL

19.02.2026 10:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We've only had a female CabSec for 20 minutes and they've already arrested Andrew. #realchange

19.02.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 190 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

Don’t suggest such outrageous things!!

20.12.2025 09:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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🚨 BREAKING: I obtained the letter the DOJ sent to Congress about today's Epstein files release. NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE! The law requires 5 exceptions. They're using 8. Here's what they're hiding and why it matters.

20.12.2025 02:27 πŸ‘ 828 πŸ” 547 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 44
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The managing director of Teesside airport is running the publicly owned business while holding a remarkable conflict of interest: he’s also on the books of an investor who tried to buy the airport and has snaffled up a large swathe of adjacent land.

Full story in the new Private Eye, out now.

20.12.2025 08:54 πŸ‘ 332 πŸ” 145 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4
Photo of a desk from the Epstein files with framed photos on the top and a drawer at the bottom where photos of Donald Trump are poking out

EFTA00000468 from the Epstein files

Photo of a desk from the Epstein files with framed photos on the top and a drawer at the bottom where photos of Donald Trump are poking out EFTA00000468 from the Epstein files

Photos of Donald Trump in a drawer

Photos of Donald Trump in a drawer

Computer, enhance

19.12.2025 21:24 πŸ‘ 2576 πŸ” 568 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 63

lmao this is the worst possible way they could have done it, you gotta leave him in some non-terrible stuff so you can argue that's all there is

"he wasn't mentioned once" is not gonna fly

19.12.2025 21:38 πŸ‘ 2707 πŸ” 502 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 14

Oh.

19.12.2025 21:43 πŸ‘ 1012 πŸ” 351 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 31
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Houchen’s deprivation failure exposed – official Middlesbrough remains the local authority with the highest proportion of most deprived neighbourhoods in England

β—Ύ >9 years since Tees Valley voted for supposed benefits of Brexit

β—Ύ >8 since Houchen was elected Mayor of Tees Valley

β—Ύ >6 since Johnson promised to level up left-behind areas

...Middlesbrough remains the local authority with the highest proportion of most deprived neighbourhoods in England.

11.11.2025 09:38 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 202 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 9

I want to know what agenda Michael Prescott has and who has bought him.

11.11.2025 12:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dutch late night TV has its take

19.09.2025 14:39 πŸ‘ 20921 πŸ” 8921 πŸ’¬ 511 πŸ“Œ 2082

I think schadenfreude is the only word

10.09.2025 21:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In the UK, there are about 22 firearm homicides per year.

In the USA there's an average of 50 every single day.

10.09.2025 21:44 πŸ‘ 853 πŸ” 258 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 16

Wow

05.09.2025 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

As @jim.londoncentric.media suggests, a good question at Lobby this morning would be whether the Government believes that departments' continued use of X meets the Public Sector Equality Duty and Cabinet Office guidelines on appropriate methods of communication.

09.07.2025 09:13 πŸ‘ 284 πŸ” 85 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 4

Yikes.

27.06.2025 14:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like my trip to America is going to go swimmingly πŸ₯³

22.06.2025 12:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Much as I would not dare to predict the consequences of this war, I do think we can summarize it thusly so far:

A smart and evil man manipulated a stupid and evil man into a war against a fanatical and evil regime.

22.06.2025 01:37 πŸ‘ 44428 πŸ” 10316 πŸ’¬ 1820 πŸ“Œ 707

Actually using your military to physically destroy the thing you tried and failed to convince them not to do is not "deterrence", it's just war πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

22.06.2025 12:15 πŸ‘ 867 πŸ” 158 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 2

Fucks sakes I’m going to America in two months too

22.06.2025 07:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this

22.06.2025 00:47 πŸ‘ 63725 πŸ” 14371 πŸ’¬ 813 πŸ“Œ 584

well at least the United States has an experienced and capable foreign policy, defense, and intelligence team in place to handle the aftermath of this decision.

22.06.2025 01:43 πŸ‘ 552 πŸ” 67 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 6

Cause An Accidental Transgression Against The Supermarket Covid Guidelines And Be Put On The Fucking Mumsnet Terror Watchlist It's 10:00AM

19.06.2025 10:00 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck. My. Life.

16.06.2025 23:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0