Eliza Bennet

Trump was not in my local pharmacy, thank goodness

Ohhhh, hadn’t thought of that, I took him at his word. Well, at his name. D’you think he wanted to get his hands on Mr Darcy’s drugs (omeprazole and an asthma inhaler)?

Although I claimed it spuriously while the balance of my mind was disturbed by an unexpected interjection in the pharmacy queue

Especially if you say it in Pirate - Sparrrrtacus Darrrrrrcy

How do you know it isn't

Obviously neither of them are *actually* called Fitzwilliam Darcy which would be even more startling even if there was only one let alone two)

Picked up our prescriptions today and weirdly it turned out the chap behind me had the same name as my partner - the pharmacist said “Fitzwilliam Darcy“ and the chap said “I’m Fitzwilliam Darcy“ and I was so startled I replied “No, *I’m* Fitzwilliam Darcy” which confused everyone including me

Idris was adorable, I’d love an Idris

Rex is the nicer one though

Dating was mentioned by the sonographer (they take a series of measurements) and they seemed happy enough afterwards so I think we can be confident that the dates are as expected

Brilliant, that‘ll pay for at least a pint and a half

The 12 week scan is for dating (among many other things). If there was an anomaly we would have found that out at that point.

And, for those living in Wales, this May

That would be good

She’s already talked about using the pregnancy on social media to get free stuff

I wish she’d started that process *before* getting pregnant

This isn’t something she’s considered before, we know she’s posted some very personal stuff

Weirdly, no. Amber has uncharacteristically decided to keep it private “for now”.

Pregnancy scans are a medical tool to check whether all is OK - or not. I find it very strange that they’re now considered this big fun thing. Amber is actually being much more sensible about it than I’d expect from someone who thinks it’s wise to get pregnant with George Grundy #TheArchers

He forgot the angry Muslim cat ladies, they’ve *really* got it in for Matt Badloss

If they sell tickets we’ll all buy them

Arrogant and condescending plus utterly barking

It couldn’t happen to a less deserving person

I have become very fond of Miranda. I don’t think Brine deserves her.

Yes I’m sure Jennifer will be delighted to be remembered via a lovely pair of matching trees for her and her widower’s dead lover in the garden of the house she loved and had to move out of because her husband poisoned the fecking Am #TheArchers

Not sure even MC could make me like Blyton but if anyone could it would probably be him!

That’s the theory…