restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy-
jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga
salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool
Robot walks into a bar
Orders a drink, lays down a bill
Bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve robots"
And the robot says, "Oh, but someday you will"
Charlie Haden, Ornette Coleman, Ed Blackwell, Don Cherry
if the free jazz quartets upright bass player looks like this you are about to die in that pit
In the story of Humpty Dumpty it is never said that he is an egg. However, it is never said that he is NOT an egg. This means that any character in ANY story could be an egg unless explicitly stated otherwise. Keep that in mind when you read a Jack Reacher novel
hell yes
this footage of this performance of this song is a must-watch if you care about SM or his music. so clear, up close and personal, well-composed ... as tender and moving as you'll get with him. (the fuzzy guitar bits are cool, too.)
Unique Forms of Continuity in Space, by Umberto Boccioni, 1913, (cast 1931 or 1934), 📸 by Wang Zhao
not to remotely say that this will be everyone’s experience, or even maybe most people’s, but I reached a certain point in my life where, with a touch of therapy, I could start to see my crippling self-loathing coming and said “I don’t really wanna do this anymore”, if that’s helpful to anyone
somebody on the old site pointed out that scene is like showing up at a new office, and there's a weird guy dressed like a wizard going "Microsoft Excel is no match for the power of sorcery"
then after he almost kills you, everyone else is like "no, really, he is a wizard, and he will kill you"
This is my question but for luge/bobsled/skeleton
If you haven’t seen this or heard about it (or even if you have), the full story of this McDonald’s mural is well worth your time. “Giving that talk…was one of the greatest moments of my life. Bar none.” (Don’t skip the video!) [cabel.com]
I am going to get blocked for this, but this cover is an offense to the Almighty
Kid Rock makes music for people who shoot at hurricanes
I liked the Nerds one
Damn. Was just talking with a friend that I never got to see them!
TW was from San Diego I think but I need that story
Not to mention the tiny type
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
Pigsona
24 Hour Revenge Therapy
stuart little from the 2001 movie at the wheel of his little red car. he also has a hitler mustache
Greg Bovino seen leaving Minnesota after his demotion (photo: AP)
brass solidarity band performing “stand by me” in the streets of whittier next to alex pretti’s memorial. the crowd started chanting “the people united will never be defeated” so they incorporated it into the song. i love minneapolis
Just like Sammy Darnold
Been watching a lot of football the past few years and this game especially has a lot of Christian ads—can’t remember seeing any in the past
1. Rock and roll all night
2. Party every day
I just finished reading it and it’s one of the toughest reads I’ve had in awhile
we know how much we're hated you knob
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
Drunk Bears Fan Grating Ram
I’m not sure why middle school football is on espn but it’s fun with all these fumbles. Come on kids! It’s all fun and games.
