Derrida's prose prepared me to endure anything.

Uh, sure... "analysis."

Never one to get bent out of shape, but would definitely hold a grudge.

"Um, I want to say it’s called... Crouch Cream. But that’s not right. It’s a white tube with a red label. I’m sure an intern could research this. It has a silhouette of a horse on it. I don’t know why the horse is on there. I guess horses probably have good knees."

a cartoon of homer simpson sitting on a couch with watermelons ALT: a cartoon of homer simpson sitting on a couch with watermelons

Can't trust a pig with watermelons, ya know.

Troy McClure hosting television's greatest half-hour of paid programming, "I Can't Believe They Invented It!"

"Hi! I’m Troy McClure, star of such films as 'P Is For Psycho' and 'The President’s Neck Is Missing.'"

Yes! Yes, yes, a million times yes! 👏

Good lord. It's not that your claims about op/eds are wrong, but they're just… so… staggeringly… condescending. You really think we don't get opinion vs. news? You're in a bubble with a self-serving delusion about the inerrancy of media… and you're lecturing US? What patronizing coastal dipshittery!

bsky.app/profile/inep...

bravo!

The pathological need to treat a course of action as partially defensible simply because the president did it will be the undoing of this country. Trump is a madman and criminal, an open authoritarian, the case against everything he does is very simple and does not evolve over time

At the end of that series they all die due to climate change.

No one can predict the future with 100% accuracy (and, in fact, orracularism is often a prelude to scam). But I sure af wish we would give more credence to those who predicted the present. So crow away. Pummel the world with I-told-you-sos.

Mountain Don't.

I thought Gustav Holst composed the Lactation Suite?

Deuché.

My cookies are definitely on their way up. 🤮

We deserve to be made whole again. We need Larry Summers restitution.

School's Out for the Summers

That'a a bit ambitious. It would be sufficient for the ship to just blow up on the launch pad.

Sam holds antihuman attitudes about training and education. He claimed that data centers could be put in space, "Like, maybe we build a big Dyson sphere around the solar system." His sister reports he r-ped her. Nothing I've read contradicts the thesis that he's disqualifying dull, stupid, and evil.

Fund.

The.

Damn.

Public.

Universities.

Like.

We.

Used.

To.

Please tell me all about this "dialectical materialism" thing.

Big Delano Energy. Huge.

"Oh, I didn't want *this* much racism & xenophobia! I just wanted a little bit, the fun kind! I just wanted to say 'retard', I didn't want a eugenicist in charge of health policy!"

Oh? You didn't want this? Yeah, fuck off. Fuck off to space. Fuck off to eternity. Fuck off & never stop fucking off.

A brilliant read… bravo!

Direct link: s3.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

Ann Altman vs. Sam Altman sexual abuse lawsuit complaint

Here's the complaint. The Altman family denies it; I would claim that Sam's antisocial/antihuman views are circumstantially consistent with it.
www.documentcloud.org/documents/25...

Headline: Sam Altman Condemns Kindergarten, Little League, Pee Wee Football, Children's Plays and Recitals, Sunday School, Bar Mitzvahs, Confirmations, and Graduations as Waste of Energy

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