Joshua 🦚

Could've been better, could've been worse 🤷🏼‍♂️

Port Vale or Southampton at home with Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea, and Arsenal all drawing each other 🙏

Piggy bag 😭 but yes! It actually avoids shattering everywhere!

It's my day off today so I might just be nursing my hangover all day 😭

Why didn't you use a bag 😭

Just put £200 in it 🤷🏼‍♂️ might as well build towards a deposit for a house if the world is going to shit

Paid £60 for a First Class return and the first train didn't even have a First Class carriage and the second train has no on-board carriage.

Second time I've paid for it and neither time has it been worth it 🫠 xx

Sat down at a table on my First Class ticket, and the person on the other side of the table looked uo and instantly grabbed her bag and moved to another table.

Don't know whether to feel insulted or happy that I've got a table to myself 🥲

They had the ball put in their net four times in the first half alone 😭

Oh and it was a red card to Peposhi it turns out, OurLeague just got it wrong 🤣

Bulls come so close to upsetting Saints, then Wrexham come so close to upsetting Chelsea.

We simply can't have nice things but they like to bait us with it anyways

Surprised Samantha doesn't claim to be 5'3 and a half or something like that 😂

She's an ankle biter bless her 🤣

Oh so you're insulted by both being called big and not big now? Can't please some people 🤧

She's very much NOT big bless her 😭

Why are Preston fans rioting they're in twelfth 😭

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Adding "slag" to "old" apparently makes it an improvement?

Six hours late to see if you were alive 🤧

I have been summoned

...whoops

Taxi was running over half an hour late so we cancelled it and tried to book an Uber Priority, now there's no Uber pickups in the area.

What a fucking farce 😂 build the tram

Oh yeah while some people will have been booing because of that, a lot won't have been and will have been booing the timewasting and Pep using it as an excuse for a team talk

Fantastic statement by Leeds United about the booing against Man City:
-25% of the ground can't see the big screen
-There was a lack of communication beforehand
-Man City timewasted with their goalkeeper in November against us, so they may have done it again

Sticking up for the fans 👏

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You reading "run rate of 12.23" xx

How the fuck are you getting run out with a 1st innings run rate of 12.23 😭

Got to be taking catches like that. At least India seem to be getting over-confident as soon as they've hit a boundary.

GET IN WILL JACKS

Trump has asked Zelensky to help against Iran. Is the guy taking the piss?!!! Or is this his way of pretending that Ukraine have let him down, so he can pull support even more?

Fuck Trump

Herthaner können (außer Fußball) alles, sogar 5 km in einer Flugzeugtoilette laufen...
#hahohe

Hottest winter on record for much of Western America during a La Niña cycle, we are fucked 🫠