Here's my problem -
I need a woman who doesn't just tolerate, but appreciates, my Nada Surf parody song "Alweez Froosh" that references the 1998 Lay's potato chips commercial featuring Mark Messier. And I just fear that she's not out there.
You know he’s got some spray on his belt that prevents you from being turned into a drawer knob so they’ll be fine.
WWF Magazine (April 1998)
I refuse to give America credit. They were listening to Bookie and Humble & Fred.
@thejoelpearl.com Did you know this?
Today I learned that Adam Copeland got the name Edge because he and Don Callis were listening to radio station 102.1 The Edge in Toronto.
an AI sign on a Toronto barber shop window that says “barersop” because these chuds can’t even proofread their own slop
Getting my hir cut by the twink at the barersop
I'm disappointed to report that WCW never did a tag team of Konnan + The Barbarian.
How big of a Peanuts fan am I? Let's just say I've seen 106% of the specials.
Don't worry, I won them back by saying I also share a birthday with Rihanna.
I told my co-workers I share a birthday with Kurt Cobain, expecting an "Oh, cool."
I wasn't expecting a "Who's that?"
My Top 10 Favorite Wrestlers
(circa February 2026)
1. Bret Hart
2. Jungle Kyona
3. Edith Surreal
4. Mercedes Martinez
5. Jessie McKay
6. Bam Bam Bigelow
7. Raven
8. Allysin Kay
9. Kevin Steen
10. Willow Nightingale
Attn haters and ignoramuses:
Gimmick idea - a Kevin Smith-obsessed wrestler whose only aspiration is to win 37 matches in a row.
Their finishing move is a sliced bread called the view askew.
We used to watch this all the time in school.
I just really hope Jessie and Cassie are finally able to thread the needle of finding a balance between being good wrestlers and funny. Toni Storm has shown it's possible.
In WWE, they weren't allowed to be legit threats. In TNA, they felt afraid of being too entertaining and getting typecast.
The IInspiration vs. Babes of Wrath is going to be so fun, especially with their close friendship with Harley Cameron and Cameron literally singing their theme song.
a portion of my wrestle shrine, now with Welsh representation
wrestle shrine updates c/o @clwbreslo.bsky.social
new wrestler name - Tara Nitup
“Let’s start, Tara Nitup!”
Ciampa vs. Swerve is inevitable with the Prince Nana connection and that one’s going to rule. #AEWCollision
If Rites of Spring are first-wave emo, what's Brian Wilson?
my boss: "Do you use ChatGPT?"
me: "No"
"Use ChatGPT."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Why not?"
"We don't have time to get into this right now."
McDreamy’s in my neighborhood filming Memory Of A Killer next door to my building.
They have to create new ones just for her and call them the Chyna 2000s. They still exist today, largely used in the bodybuilding community.
That’s augmentation #2. Sometime in ‘98 (I can’t figure out when, for the life of me) Savio Vega pops one of her implants when he hits her with a chain by accident. So she goes in to get them fixed and decides to upsize, but none exist that are big enough for her frame.
That's it. Happy New Year. See you next time.
Bonus stats: just because I can.
NXT APPEARANCES ALL-TIME
Jacy Jayne - 225 episodes
McKenzie Mitchell - 200
Fallon Henley - 185
Ava - 174
Lash Legend - 152
MOST MATCHES ALL-TIME
Jacy Jayne - 80
Fallon Henley - 79
Dakota Kai - 76
Roxanne Perez - 70
Bayley - 65
WORST SINGLES RECORDS
Wren Sinclair - 0-6
Roxanne Perez - 0-5
Arianna Grace - 0-4
Jazmyn Nyx - 0-2
Tatum Paxley - 1-6-1
Karmen Petrovic - 2-7
Alba Fyre - 1-2
Lash Legend - 3-5
Zaria - 4-6
Kelani Jordan - 8-11
TAG RECORDS
Chelsea Green & Ethan Page - 2-0
The Culling - 4-2
ZaRuca - 3-2
Tatum Paxley & Gigi Dolin - 2-2
No Quarter Catch Crew - 1-1
Fatal Influence - 3-12
Meta-Four - 1-4
Roxanne Perez & Cora Jade - 0-2
TOP 10 SINGLES RECORDS
Nia Jax - 2-0
Chelsea Green - 2-0
Stephanie Vaquer - 10-2
Jacy Jayne - 6-2
Kendal Grey - 3-1
Sol Ruca - 8-4
Cora Jade - 2-1
Thea Hail - 7-4
Jordynne Grace - 8-5-1
Lola Vice - 6-4-1
