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hi everyone happy to start my first day of work at bsky! my computer was having a lil overheating trouble but this should fix the issue

a four-panel stick-figure cartoon panel one: three standing figures. from left to right, a guy wearing a necktie looking at his phone, an angry MAGA guy yelling FUCK YOUR FUCKIN POST FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU, and a rando just standing there like an NPC. panel two: the guy looking at his phone shows MAGA guy his hand, causing MAGA to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where fuckface once was. a green-bordered in-game message appears, reading "+2 Mental Health." now the rando is suddenly interested. panel three: as our man continues doom-scrolling, a sly grin on his face, the rando on the right puts on a punch-me face and snarls: "Typical lefty, blocking everyone who disagrees with-" panel four phone guy shows the hand to punch-me face, causing the rando to vanish. the word Block hangs in the air where that dickhead was. a green-bordered in-game message appears again, reading "+2 Mental Health."

I have to disagree with the self checkouts (except for the fact that it's morally good to steal from large corporations).
More often than not when I go through a regular checkout, the cashier is using a perfume or hand cream that I cannot wash off my groceries. Self checkouts eliminate this issue.

How about doing fucking ANYTHING about ANYONE instead of running your mouth about what you COULD BE doing?

Yeah, the time to bring it back has LONG passed. There was a time, but it has faded and died.

Why ‪@why.bsky.team‬ Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff. In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank

bsky.app/profile/why....

"Do not forget it, i can remove you from this transaction" goes so hard

Omg! Baby Kangaskhan looking up at Mewtwo, while mamma is looking for him!

Lots of first gen pokemon hanging around the Japanese pokemon title. Happy 30th anniversary to pokemon!

A few days late for #Pokemon Day because I’m crazy and tried to get a doodle of as many pokemon as I could in here. Which one is your favorite?

they double bombed an elementary school for girls

I could make nearly the exact same post if you replace the word arse with feet. >.>

www.ebay.com/itm/23666941...

buy my giant resin smooshed Pipes

@pkfc.ca @stpdmnky.bsky.social

A handmade Spring Korok vinyl sticker sheet from The Legend of Zelda with a pink Heart Leaf Korok plushie standing next to it.

Spring is in the air! Celebrate with a Spring Korok sticker sheet (and some matching plushie keychains too!)🌸

[ #stickers #zeldafanart #plushart #artshop #nintendo #kawaiiart #fanart #artpost ]

What the fuck was that!?

perfection

Not doing this “support the troops” thing again.

Anybody who joined the US military in the last quarter century should’ve damn well known this was what they’d be ordered to do, sooner or later.

A handmade pink Scorbunny plushie keychain.

The season of bunnies is upon us, time to break out the pastel Scorbunny plushie keychains🧺

[ #pokemonart #fanart #plushart #kawaiiart #pokemon #nintendo #artshop #artpost ]

A painting of a green Soyuz (source NASA), and hand drawn instructions for transforming a Cosmos Transformers toy from Soyuz mode to robot mode. The Soyuz has three sections: a spherical habitat module, which is attached to the tip of a gumdrop shaped re-entry capsule, which is attached to one end of the cylindrical service module. The service module has small rocket engines on the other end, and two solar panel wings. To transform the Autobot Transformer Cosmos from Soyuz mode to robot mode: split the habitat module and rotate the halves outward to form feet. Unfold the arms from the re-entry module to reveal the legs. Flip the hands out from inside the arms. Flip the service module's rocket engines around to reveal Cosmos' head. Remove the solar panels. Swing the arms up onto the sides of the service module. Optionally attach the solar panels onto peg holes on Cosmos' arms to serve as shields. The solar panels can also accordian-fold and be pegged into Cosmos's back for storage (not shown). In robot mode Cosmos is looks bulky and strong but has a sad and gentle face.

Cosmos as a Soyuz!

I love Cosmos and I wanted to give him an Earth mode. I chose the Soyuz because its a spacecraft that isn't a shuttle, the re-entry capsule is a little UFO-like, Cosmos feels soviet coded to me, and the USSR called every sattelite "Kosmos" followed by a number.

#Transformers

UNOWN COOL S

As a Canadian, DBZ is the only acceptable use of Zee!

drawing of a browt from pokemon, but it's an ugly falcon chick

welcome to the world, my scrungly son

This trip will save their marriage

Unique disability pride bracelet made for my friend, it’s mostly metal rings but there’s just enough rubber coloured rings to allow them to slip it on and off

The disability pride flag, the inspiration for the bracelet!

Here’s a throwback to a special disability pride flag inspired bracelet for a close friend. It’s mostly metal rings, with just enough rubber rings to allow for it to get on/off my friends wrist! #chainmail #disabilitypride

My post a few weeks ago saying we should steal the Transformers we want is more relevant each passing day.

The way I would be whispering the most unhinged shit into the microphones in between customers.

"Hey King Bot. You listening? I'm not stuck with you. You're stuck with me!"

By the end of the week I'll have that bot trained to assess the kinks of the customers it hears in the background noise!

"My rep is a Republican, so what's the point of contacting them!" Here's my perspective on this. Thing about how miserable they are making you. OK? Give them some misery back. Yeah, they're probably going to vote the wrong way, but at least you can really annoy them about it. Plus...