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Ex SIGINT bloke | recovering Red Teamer | ridiculist of conspiracytards | Inventor of unpossible words | Rides a bicycle | own a stupid car | Bit of #hamr (G5VHF) | Geriatric gamer | LOL you said 'road tax' | Status: Fixing something in Home Assistant

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I knew it must have some fans!

08.03.2026 19:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Elaine Paige show on BBCR2 on Sundays.
It's just posh people shouting at each other to music isn't it?
What a fecking dreadful din.

08.03.2026 19:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There'd be a market for that on Etsy.

08.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wish this was in the quiz! Years back that got painted as an alligator (just the head), looked really good.

08.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty sure the tunnel police (of all people) haven't fully memorised the byelaws as they apply to cyclists anyway. I went through years ago legally (riding from Wirral to Grasmere) and a tunnel copper followed me through and tried to give me a bollocking which I refused to accept.

08.03.2026 18:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My take also

08.03.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm starting to learn about him, I think he uses that mad machine behind him in the video to make the music. He's a bit like Thomas Dolby I reckon!

06.03.2026 20:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

<gruff voice>Stone him stone him!
then
<higher voice>Stone him stone him!

06.03.2026 20:05 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Iranian senior officials wear women’s clothing (chador) while moving around the city to avoid detection by U.S. and Israeli drones.

As reported, the person shown on the left is Yaser Lofuti. He is referred to as one of the key commanders of the β€œBasij” units in Iran’s capital.

06.03.2026 20:03 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 4

Look mum no computer will win the Eurovision song contest.
Message ends.

06.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

That's good framing I think. Your average joe would normally considerate perfectly normal to ask for more parking, but not when you see this.

06.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

05.03.2026 19:56 πŸ‘ 4788 πŸ” 775 πŸ’¬ 84 πŸ“Œ 32

I think he masturbates over his own speeches with a bottle of scotch a few hours later.

04.03.2026 18:56 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mounsey is right.

04.03.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@eddavey.libdems.org.uk This is bollocks, Ed.

03.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I assume you're all about making public transport free also, I mean, we're all in it together, right? Wouldn't want to be seen as advantaging relatively wealthy drivers vs people who use PT?

03.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for your servitude

01.03.2026 20:34 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
01.03.2026 17:58 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Best day of the week tomorrow. It's co-op offers on me co-ey card.
#excitinglife

01.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, a London post.
Like anyone else cares (much).

01.03.2026 19:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Operation Epstein Fury.

01.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like the idea of Trump being given a 'comedy' accent as Gerry Adams was www.youtube.com/watch?v=w6Uh...

28.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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There's always a tweet.
#iran
#jdvance

28.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Towards the end of the interview, he's speculating on who should be PM and didn't even hint it might be, or even should be him.
He'd make a fine choice imo.

27.02.2026 18:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank god for the watermark - I'd have assumed it was topical satire without that.

27.02.2026 14:46 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Still easier

26.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ahem - 'cabin crew'.
πŸ˜‡

26.02.2026 19:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Searching for Gorton and Denton info, happened across a Facebook page where all the users are convinced there's a conspiracy by people in Pakistan to do postal votes for the Green party.
These people vote, obviously, and will be most harmed by a reform government.
Ah well.

26.02.2026 19:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We both know this happens a lot, headline job is all CISO this and CISO that, but the devil is in the detail.
If I had my time again, I'd be very tempted by the 'Q' role, working with beyond state of the art kit with a very clear mission.

26.02.2026 19:09 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone qualified is going to take a salary drop, but it's a special role (my profile might allude to it a bit!) that isn't all about salary.
At least the pension's decent!

26.02.2026 14:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0