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Jon Hess

@jonhess1005

Clear Eyes, Clear Heart, Clear Bones, I am an anatomically correct ice sculpture.

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You look like you had a hard day, so I drew you a bath.

24.07.2025 23:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pope Leo XIV is a religious leader created in Chicago by Del Close and brought to Vatican City by the UCB 4.

09.05.2025 16:40 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Catholics get Leo XIV and the rest of us get GTA VI.

08.05.2025 21:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hope everyone who has ever ghosted you or me has a very spooOOOoOOooOOOoooky Valentine’s Day ❀️

14.02.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The New York Jets have announced they are moving on from Aaron Rodgers.
Rodgers is expected to sign a four year deal with the Department of Health and Human Services.

13.02.2025 18:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this is why as much as I respect the reasoning for people saying don’t post it, I will continue to. Because it’s already being erased from history. On the same day it happened. It’s an insult to my family past and present to not call out anti-semitism, and this is full blown Nazi.

21.01.2025 06:35 πŸ‘ 1078 πŸ” 525 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 6
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Andy Nyman is the GOAT of playing characters overly concerned with pigment mutations.

07.12.2024 19:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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32 years ago my parents received a letter from the rabbi who officiated their wedding in which I was referred to as a rather large fellow.

30.11.2024 19:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Madame Morrible: β€œwhether you are here to study law, logic or linguification--β€œ

The Students of Shiz University: β€œWe’re all going to study dance, and we’re going to rehearse exclusively in the very dangerous library.”

27.11.2024 18:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I could be Sexiest Man Alive if it weren’t so political.

And if I were better looking.

13.11.2024 22:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Enjoy learning about history? Try video games! (sometimes)

On Ep.183 @jonhess1005.bsky.social joins Conner to discuss his time with Assassin’s Creed Odyssey (2018) and the great local Italian eateries.

18.10.2023 21:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Having 15,000 followers on Tw*tter but 20 (?) on here makes me feel like a cab driver who was a doctor in their home country that got politically destabilized by the CIA.

04.07.2023 00:24 πŸ‘ 1810 πŸ” 374 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 26

If this land is your land AND this land is my land, who is driving the bus?

05.07.2023 01:55 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I cast a modern remake of Jaws. How’d I do?

(Please dear god do not let them remake Jaws)

04.07.2023 18:26 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This WNBA matchup sounds like what doctors called vertigo in the 1800s.

02.07.2023 21:54 πŸ‘ 144 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2
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Just looked at the time and was reminded of what’s really important in this life.

02.07.2023 16:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this the future Dippin’ Dots promised us?

01.07.2023 21:17 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0